My 12-year-old sister about Fergie and the video:
"Who's that? idk her"
Me: that's actually a good thing. you'll judge her as if she was a new artist, go!
"is she, like, an Iggy Azealea or something?"
Me: wait, what? why are you saying that?
"because they both rap; and they're both blonde"
Me: okay, but did you like her/the video?
"yeah, I like the video, but I prefer Iggy"
Someone save my sister's soul, please
I played Big Girls Don't Cry afterwards and she recognized it, though. And now she remembers Fergie is "the woman of Black Eyed Peas"