I don't think virgins should say "WHAT THE
****?!" anymore. Set aside the metaphoric references; C'mon they're not getting any ass, and besides the few rare people who are physically able to do that to themselves (without any toys/tools
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), they've never ****ed anybody. It should be more along "WHAT THE
ABSTINENCE?!"...Most little Johns and Janes wouldn't be in big trouble anymore when they say "WTA" instead of "WTF." ~ They would likely avoid eating Dial Soap as well. ~ Their parents would think they're that much more weird, but they'd be oh-so-happy of them.
On top of that, why should you be insulted/pissed off by a virgin, who of all people who've yet to *Chika-Chika-Bown-Bown,* whenever he or she says those three words or F*** off or F*** you?