First, I walked to the back of the store where they keep music, movies, and other media... and BAM!
It was right there with a display fit for a KING. They were even advertising it on the in-store tv!
There were PLENTY of copies left of the KING's album for all the girls and boys to LEGALLY purchase and enjoy!
And perhaps it wasn't sold out because some people were still trying to figure out how to approach the KING, who was watching to make sure NO ONE stole the album without paying!
And then, the KING bumped Justin Bieber's acoustic album off the shelf and said, "To the left with you! This is MY spot!"
And finally, I bid the KING farewell with my Deluxe Edition copy in HAND!
And when I got home I stopped to pose for a self-taken paparazzi shot with my copy of the KING's album. And all was right with the world.
