Pretty Girls was like a cruel joke on the Army.
The first snippet ("they don't see my rolling my eyes") sounded catchy.
The video concept and stills looked fun and promising.
She looked like she was dancing with energy.
It seemed like it had the makings of a Summer hit.
The Army actually dared to get their hopes up.
SHE WAS GOING TO PERFORM ON LIVE TELEVISION.
And then the full song and video were released
