stanning for gaga must be the most boring thing ever. all you can do is be forced to play "the long game" and pretend to like her awful boring dated dad rock, jazz covers, and cable tv roles, all the while insisting she'll be a legend in 20 years (some old showtune liza minella barbra streisand type legend only revered by gays). going on and on about "legacy" but meanwhile you have no looks, no hit songs, no popular videos... it must be agonizing.
