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TV Show: American Horror Story: Coven
Member Since: 1/1/2014
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I DEMAND a scene of Queen Myrtle playing that strange instrument while a dramatic scene happens in the herbarium in every episode, I LIVE.
What a Goddess, slaying Fiona, Marie and Delphine.
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Myrtle has being slaying since her death, she's serving on every episode
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That scene when Cordelia was having her meltdown smashing the plants while she played her music as if nothing was happening and the conversation with Zoe alone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
She stans for Diane Von Furstenberg too, I MEAN...
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I CANNOT. :ahhh:
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Originally posted by konaa
I totally understand Asylum not being everyone's cup of tea, it wasn't even mine until I re-watched it, but you can't sit here and tell me this season is written better. Everything, even the messy things, tied together in Asylum (and MH), in Coven... no. The writing is all over the place, they can't even follow their own rules. Why can no one see the butler but LaLaurie, all of a sudden? Same with Ax Man. Why can no one in a crowded room see him and then suddenly everyone can see him? Why is Fiona up and running and dipping and doing when she was just laid out in bed dying three episodes ago? Why is Fiona acting like she gives a damn about Cordelia when not one episode prior, she said she'd willingly kill her to live forever? Why have Misty fall for Madison's ******** not thirty seconds after telling her she was on to her and wasn't naive? If Nan is clairvoyant, why didn't she know Fiona and Marie would try and kill her? Why did Queenie cross the lines to Marie's because "she didn't fit in" when everyone (bar Madison) had been nothing but nice to her? She was just kiki-ing with Zoe and Nan the episode before! Why did she come back to the house with an attitude like Cordelia made her leave? And judging from next week's preview, if the girls know Fiona is trying to kill them, why would they let her gather them together for the picking? Why are they all just chilling in the house with her, knowing she's a treat?
Like how inconsistent with characterization can you be?
And matter of fact, why are we solely focusing on Fiona when there is a full cast of ten characters just sitting around doing nothing but waiting for the finale to come?
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Originally posted by LAHouK
This episode was a mess... so the witchhunters were not THAT dangerous LOL!
Coven started so good and promising. I haven't seen Murder House but I must say that I was so hyped for Coven because I loved Asylum and how it was done with all the sub-themes they went for and how they tied with each other in a way or another; also the characters were so great, like I was rooting for Lana (exposing Briarcliff) and hated Judy at first and liked her later... or liked the monsignor at first and wanted him dead at last. I really got this feeling for the characters, but with Coven, ...
I have seen all the pisodes so far so I'll finish it and I hope next season will be better.
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Even though its a messy season, its still pretty entertaining.
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In this show, when **** goes down in the house (murder, sex and devious plans)
I wonder how the one in 10+ characters don't walk in or find out
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You added the word character in front of development. You tried though.
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The REACH. Girl, if you have a character do something, then reverse it or pretend it didn't happen, that is NOT character development, plot development, ****ing **** development, any other type of development. Quit trying to argue the simple fact by nitpicking my statement that is STILL valid.
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Guys. Just enjoy the show for what it is. The gifable moments and the witty one-liners.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Blatboy
The REACH. Girl, if you have a character do something, then reverse it or pretend it didn't happen, that is NOT character development, plot development, ****ing **** development, any other type of development. Quit trying to argue the simple fact by nitpicking my statement that is STILL valid.
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How am I nitpicking when you're the one who brought up character development? The only one reaching here is you. Your statement is only valid when you give a proper argument. Which you did not.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by jagger88788
Guys. Just enjoy the show for what it is. The gifable moments and the witty one-liners.
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We should The deep conversation is just a testament to how good the show is.
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Originally posted by jagger88788
Guys. Just enjoy the show for what it is. The gifable moments and the witty one-liners.
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That's the thing though, it's worth so much more than that.
And if anyone is in the mood for some piping hot tea:
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When previously dead Queenie showed up for Nan’s funeral trailing previously decapitated Delphine with an explanation no more detailed than “Magic, bitches,” we checked out. This is terrible writing. There are no consequences and no explanations; just a series of vignettes that seem only marginally connected to each other. And yes, this is a world where magic exists, but any fantasy or speculative fiction writer worth her weight will tell you that an imaginary world needs to be built and explained for the reader to buy into it. If any character can accomplish anything at any time, based only on the whims of the writers, then what’s the point? We don’t care who the Supreme is. We don’t even know, after all this time, WHAT the Supreme is, because the various powers and power levels of the witches all change from scene to scene and virtually every witch character has displayed powers on par with Fiona’s at least once.
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Don’t even get us started on the ancient brotherhood of witch hunters, an organization so vast and powerful that one dead guy with an axe could take it all down in a 3-minute scene. And you really don’t want to get us started on the 200-year old Voodoo queen who can shrug off a knife through the chest but gets knocked unconscious with one blow.
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The story and the characters are whatever the creative team wants them to be from moment to moment and they seem to think that A+ actresses doing good work is a substitute for writing. It’s not.
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A problem I have with this season is that the witches could have been so much better. Like I wanted demon summoning (Papa doesn't count), human sacrifices, scary rituals in the woods. Like the opening credits of the show is the scariest part
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THIS! They could've done something way more scary. I mean killing 6 people in a episode and brining them back to life in the next one is getting boring.
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sooooooooooo... the 4th season will take place somewhere in 1950
and Jessica is practicing her German accent...
what about those hints about it in last episodes of Coven? I didn't see any
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Originally posted by Tuxedo
sooooooooooo... the 4th season will take place somewhere in 1950
and Jessica is practicing her German accent...
what about those hints about it in last episodes of Coven? I didn't see any
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Roswell, New Mexico
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I CANNOT. :ahhh:
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Roswell, New Mexico
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I want to believe it's not true.
The whole fanmade Circus theme was a better idea I think...
I hope we will get clear hints in the next episodes...
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Asylum and Coven are both the same in quality. Coven is just lighter and focused on joking around and being more humoristic while Asylum was dark and creepy and gloomy all the time.
Murder House
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So far Asylum had the best quality of the seasons, then comes Murder House = Coven.
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I love how Zoe is the only one whose powers we havent ever seen.. She is only going around casting spells... When has she used an active power besides her deadly pipi? I mean even Nan's powers evolved greatly.. Are they concealing Zoe s powers on purpose?
I agree with many of ur statements, but still Coven is beyond entertaining.
I d love more magic scenes, but..
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