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Discussion: #BlackDon'tCrack (Unless it's Chapped)
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Originally posted by RudeBoyy
James Franco is a flop, his younger sibling is much better than him so he does ridiculous things for attention. They're the male Beyonce/Solange tbh
You're so defensive though, I meant you'll get over the idea that gay sex is icky. Honestly, how did we think a straight guy would stan for Natasha Beddingfield, even in jest? Messy.
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James Franco has a brother?
Freaks and Geeks James Franco is a flop?
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Member Since: 1/25/2012
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Originally posted by Click Clack
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Wesley's Theory.
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
Posts: 27,495
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Originally posted by iHype.
Who cares what your parents say? It's none of their business if you make it that way to begin with. **** tha parents and their backwards and dated logic. People give too much power to their parents opinions. This is 2015, not 1815.
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You westerners and your entitlement to sovereignty over your parents, even while living under their roof. My moms not really a homophobe, but if you were my brother and she said be straight just because she feels like it, you will do it or else! There is no reasoning or debating with African parents.
"Do as I say, and not as I do?"
26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African House
1. Your parents are basically demi-gods. It doesn’t matter if you learned that the sky is blue. If your parents say the sky is orange, the sky is in fact, orange. At least, in their presence.
12. Religious attendance and practice is not an option.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/kovie-biak...african-house/
Aint no autonomy in this bitch.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 2/6/2014
Posts: 32,692
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Originally posted by Javan
You westerners and your entitlement to sovereignty over your parents, even while living under their roof. My moms not really a homophobe, but if you were my brother and she said be straight just because she feels like it, you will do it or else! There is no reasoning or debating with African parents.
"Do as I say, and not as I do?"
26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African House
1. Your parents are basically demi-gods. It doesn’t matter if you learned that the sky is blue. If your parents say the sky is orange, the sky is in fact, orange. At least, in their presence.
12. Religious attendance and practice is not an option.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/kovie-biak...african-house/
Aint no autonomy in this bitch.
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You poor boy.
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Member Since: 9/9/2012
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So basically you're gonna be delusional because your mom says so. Have fun!
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
Posts: 27,495
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Originally posted by RudeBoyy
James Franco is a flop, his younger sibling is much better than him so he does ridiculous things for attention. They're the male Beyonce/Solange tbh
You're so defensive though, I meant you'll get over the idea that gay sex is icky. Honestly, how did we think a straight guy would stan for Natasha Beddingfield, even in jest? Messy.
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It's not just gay sex. I wouldn't have anal sex with a woman either. Has nothing to do with y'all. Just so happens you don't have a vagina.
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
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Originally posted by iHype.
So basically you're gonna be delusional because your mom says so. Have fun!
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Not really. I have a mind of my own, and deep down she appreciates that. But African parents generally laugh at liberal jibber jabber. I don't even bother anymore.
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Member Since: 1/25/2012
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Wait Javan are you actually straight? I don't believe that with the sassy female .gifs you use. Seriously no shade. You are cool.
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Member Since: 8/24/2008
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lmao I thought African American parents were tough, but the stories I here from West Indian, African & Afro-Latino families make me realize I actually got a good deal.
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
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Originally posted by BabyCantYouSee
Wait Javan are you actually straight? I don't believe that with the sassy female .gifs you use. Seriously no shade. You are cool.
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It's called assimilation.
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Member Since: 8/9/2012
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Originally posted by Javan
It's not just gay sex. I wouldn't have anal sex with a woman either. Has nothing to do with y'all. Just so happens you don't have a vagina.
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Not all gays have anal, some just do hand and blow jobs. Also kii at you going on and on abotu "african" household when my mother is Jamaican (self explanatory) and my dad is Ethiopian (97% of the country is against gay people). They'll learn to deal.
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
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Originally posted by Javan
"Bisexual till the point of intercourse"? Now that just sounds dumb. If straight doesn't suffice. Let's just call me a human who loves humans 
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I don't think that's a real thing 
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Speaking of Africans, I went to my school's Africa Day last week and there were so many handsome, well put together African men. I could not take it. They were so handsome & attractive....I ain't never seen so many attractive men all at once. I think most of them were from West Africa/Central Africa too.
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Originally posted by MCBeth
I don't think that's a real thing
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Speaking of Africans, I went to my school's Africa Day last week and there were so many handsome, well put together African men. I could not take it. They were so handsome & attractive....I ain't never seen so many attractive men all at once. I think most of them were from West Africa/Central Africa too.
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So which one did you let smash?
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
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Originally posted by Click Clack
So which one did you let smash?
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Girl, none. 
I'm not a loose thot.
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
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Originally posted by RudeBoyy
Not all gays have anal, some just do hand and blow jobs. Also kii at you going on and on abotu "african" household when my mother is Jamaican (self explanatory) and my dad is Ethiopian (97% of the country is against gay people). They'll learn to deal.
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So that's where your lack of intelligence derives? Jamaicans are generally uneducated and Ethiopians have malnourished brains. I'll remember that the next time I try to take your post seriously.
I kid, I kid. I don't know what you are trying to say tho? It's not like my mom is locking my up behind bars, and making my life hell. I learn to deal, her views don't really affect me. I'm not a rebel child  I'm just saying, if you like to fight with your parents like they're your equal, you wont get away with that in my household.
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Originally posted by MCBeth
Girl, none.
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You mean, not anymore? I'm proud.
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
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Originally posted by Javan
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Don't do it, bitch, don't take me there.
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
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Originally posted by MCBeth
Don't do it, bitch, don't take me there.
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JS. Water is scarce resource.
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Member Since: 8/9/2012
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Originally posted by Javan
So that's where your lack of intelligence derives? Jamaicans are generally uneducated and Ethiopians have malnourished brains. I'll remember that the next time I try to take your post seriously.
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*****, *****, *****, NO.
Jamaica is one of the most popular tourist destinations in the WORLD. Ain't nobody going to dusty ass Nigeria. Ethiopia was the birthplace of humanity and Nigeria was the birth place of what? Cheap ass Nollywood? Negro bye.
Also how is Water scare in ethiopia when they're currently building a damn on the Nile River. We're doing just fine for your information.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 13,359
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Originally posted by Bitchcraft
Do any of ya'll eat your eggs with ketchup? My mom thinks it's the weirdest **** even but I thought everyone did it  |
I do. I drench them in ketchup 
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