Ah it's great to be home!
Good tidings to all of my subjects and the few to not have the honor to bask in the kings glory as well
Very much and yet so little has happened in atrl since the king went on a short vacation.
First order of business; that other AK fan that uses my name in vain continues to show his incompetence. His shade is weak and I will have no part in it. I will have a talk with him in private and attempt to put him up on some game, even though that is not my job. I support my people.
Secondly I see that my sister fanbase, the Navy has been utterly defeated by the C-Squad. This is unforgivable. How does one fail so miserably at shading arguably the most easily shaded "pop girl"(I use both of these terms VERY lightly) in music? I shall go to our homeland, a place that the C-Squad has no hope of entering for sabotage(the Billboad Hot 100) and discuss the most intelligent course of action. They need a quick whipping but it's fine because the king is back at the reins and is ready and ABLE to prepare the army to attack in a fortnight.
Thirdly, I have been tasting deceit on the wind. Apparently some ant has been claiming that he is the one that caused the kind to go in this short, leisurely vacation. Coup de tat will NOT be occurring in my kingdom. I see that he is currently in banlands, probably mining coal to provide his multiple family members with the gruel that he has been undoubtedly raised on.
That is all for these minor squabbles.
Wish me back!