ANNOUNCER: Congratulations, Kacey! That was beautiful.
Here to present the country nominees is one of the biggest stars in country music. He was eligible tonight, but he has a penis, so you know he got zero nominations. Give it up for Blake Shelton!
BLAKE: Hello everyo—wait, seriously? I didn't get
any nominations?! **** you all! At least I've got my millions from
The Voice. And the nominees are...