Er....
Um....
Imma just gonna have to leave. But I will say this: Bitch is trying too damn hard. Yay for throwing Gaga, Britney, Erotica Madonna, Express Yourself Madonna, Nine the Musical into the blender and setting it on random spurt-out. The video makes no damn sense, the S&M and pseduo-lesbianism is dated and played and I could live without seeing her Ode to Dee Synder hair again.
I mean really, the song is garbage as it is (and before all you idiots jump on me I've been a Christina fan since Genie and had to be her defender in my group of friends who backed Britney) so the video could have made it less obnoxious. But instead as the video is so frantic and disjointed it just shows how BAD the song actually is.
To the negative list with you...if I was still doing a countdown