Associated Press -- Hair salons across the world are packed after numerous artists, both male and female, began experiencing spontaneous hair loss, extensions falling off, or wig snatching from out of thin air.
"I don't know what happened, one second I was performing -- the next my bowl wig just fell off," said one pop scarlet.
The hairy situation has caused panic in the industry. Many analysts are attributing the hair loss to the upcoming release of Britney Spears' "Hold it Against Me" music video slated to premier in 10 days.
"I saw teaser number three last night and my mind was blown," said a former pop princess. "I was performing on stage and briefly thought of the teaser - the next second I forgot the words to the song I was singing."
Scientists are currently searching for solutions to the hair loss situation before the video debuts.
"Heavy duty super glue, and premium weave won't cut it," said Bonquisha Dratz owner of 'Dreads N' Heads' in New York City. "Britney's a bad bitch and she's coming hard."
We gotta get it together. Britney has fallen to #7 on WW trending. We gotta get her up. Damn the WWE!
Perhaps we should collaborate with the Bieber fans. They were able to cheat their way to the most viewed video on Youtube, perhaps if we join forces we could rape Twitter more than we already have.
Perhaps we should collaborate with the Bieber fans. They were able to cheat their way to the most viewed video on Youtube, perhaps if we join forces we could rape Twitter more than we already have.
Hmm....an unholy alliance. Sort of we scratch their back, they scratch ours? I think that's a damn good idea. I wonder if the others will be up for it.
I have to go to sleep but I couldn't do that without coming here to CELEBRATE the amazing 4th teaser we got.
FEMME FATALE showed up and I can't wait to see MOOAAARRRR.
One complaint though: Breathe Heavy? Seriously? :-/ This "let's please and give exclusives to those who talk **** about Britney" M.O. from Britney's Team is ANNOYING the hell out of me.
Im kind of worried about HIAM at itunes
After all the BEP & GLEE she fell a lot
Tomorrow there would be more glee & also after sunday Grammys a lot of song would climb again
Im kind of worried about HIAM at itunes
After all the BEP & GLEE she fell a lot
Tomorrow there would be more glee & also after sunday Grammys a lot of song would climb again
we should do something!!
i know . but everything will be fine. They know what they are doing. by now they are booking performances everywhere. let's trust brit.
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Who's first? 
I was upset all day at school about the teaser not being released yet..and then I get slayed like this... 
