[sGabe4]

Originally posted by slobro

This is literally "Just Dance"
Even down to cheap guest rap

duh
case in point
PartyGa was the only Gagaloo worth stanning for, as it wasn't embarrassing and humiliating to admit to listening to her in public

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by Zune

I heard she wanted to avoid going international. Then again she said this after she got fired from US X Factor. Otherwise, if she did release her music here, people here would eat her up

Someone's sign had a radio update for Call My Name in the US, it was something like a 0.05

Tiziano ( the guy in Kworb's gif ) says he wants to avoid going international, but these songs with Kelly Nowhereland and John notthatofaLegend say otherwise

[Austin]

Omg Brooklyn Abortion is TERRIBLE The lyrics don't even make sense (unsurprising, it is an anal song)

edit: and not nonsensical in the flawless way Lordy Gags has perfected. Nonsensical in the way you want to punch her square between her wonky eyes, because u just know she think's she's being incredibly clever

[OnlyManInTheWorld]

Playbackiah looks so old and fat here

[Chemist]

I was playing with some french friends a game to describe famous people and the descriptuon they gave to rihanna was the artist that made a sexual video with Shakira.

CRTFY impact is real

[Georges]

Originally posted by OnlyManInTheWorld

Playbackiah looks so old and fat here

Some botox leaked on my keyboard

[OnlyManInTheWorld]

Originally posted by Chemist

I was playing with some french friends a game to describe famous people and the descriptuon they gave to rihanna was the artist that made a sexual video with Shakira.

CRTFY impact is real

I played the same game with my parents and the description my father gave to byeonce was the artist that sang Ella Ella Eh Eh in her song.

This is a true story.

[OnlyManInTheWorld]

Originally posted by Georges

Some botox leaked on my keyboard

Sell it on eBay for $2000.

[Reader]

Originally posted by Aleks

Stunning. And finally her outfit is on point, not the usual Grandmartha style.

Almost had a heart attack yesterday Luckily I had to go out after the 2nd set.

Sis visit the tennis thread next time. Maria her wig gets tossed around in there like she's Beyoncé or smth.

Maria her haters their seething tho >>>

[Kworb]

Originally posted by BobBertran1992

Someone's sign had a radio update for Call My Name in the US, it was something like a 0.05

Tiziano ( the guy in Kworb's gif ) says he wants to avoid going international, but these songs with Kelly Nowhereland and John notthatofaLegend say otherwise

He doesn't mind success outside of Italy, he just doesn't want success in every single country, that's why he won't do an English album, cause it would inevitably be some 21 kind of slayage.

[OnlyManInTheWorld]

Originally posted by Kworb

He doesn't mind success outside of Italy, he just doesn't want success in every single country, that's why he won't do an English album, cause it would inevitably be some 21 kind of slayage.

Please, my husband, make an english album so i can understand your heavenly lyrics

[Kworb]

Originally posted by Boop

The best video AND song ever created in italy




Kworb needs to come here and tell me: when will Tiziano?

Not here for this blasphemy

[OnlyManInTheWorld]

I was rooting for this

[Kworb]

Originally posted by OnlyManInTheWorld

I was rooting for this

This was so good. Poor Marco and Emma (Boop's top faves) and the trash they brought to Eurovision in the past years.

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by Kworb

He doesn't mind success outside of Italy, he just doesn't want success in every single country, that's why he won't do an English album, cause it would inevitably be some 21 kind of slayage.

The first time I went to Italy I bought Tiziano's Alla Mia Età, I remember the trauma I was left with when I heard a whole album of another Italian legend Eros Ramazzoti singing in Spanish I told myself never again! I'd rather not understand the lyrics but enjoy the singing

Let me listen to L'Amore è una cosa semplice now!

[iHype.]

Originally posted by Georges

Some botox leaked on my keyboard

You're confusing it with the *** leaking out Ke$ha.

[Kworb]

Originally posted by BobBertran1992

The first time I went to Italy I bought Tiziano's Alla Mia Età, I remember the trauma I was left with when I heard a whole album of another Italian legend Eros Ramazzoti singing in Spanish I told myself never again! I'd rather not understand the lyrics but enjoy the singing

Let me listen to L'Amore è una cosa semplice now!

Just pretend the Spanish translations don't exist, they're always so bad.

[QueenBeé]

Originally posted by OnlyManInTheWorld

I played the same game with my parents and the description my father gave to byeonce was the artist that sang Ella Ella Eh Eh in her song.

This is a true story.

I hope you're aware that you just proved your father is aware of Beyoncé and has no idea about who Rihanna is.

[Kworb]

4 Lana Del Rey - Brooklyn Baby 0.7428 0.7264 0.7239

I see many people canceled their Ultraviolence pre-order after downloading the title track.

[Ozzy8923]

Originally posted by Save-Me-Oprah

Why is that chair vertical? Might as well just get a velvet casket and it would of been more fitting.