This would be an unconventional set of Charge Beam, Ice Beam, Softboiled, and Aromatherapy with the Serene Grace ability.
Girafarig would be a stat passer/fighting killer for my team with Agility, Calm Mind, Psychic, and Baton Pass
Staraptor would be another fighting killer, but on the physical side. He would have Close Combat, Aerial Ace, Roost, and Return (no Brave Bird since I don't want that being taken advantage of)
If a bitch wants to try to use a set up sweeper on me, bitch please. Ditto will be sent out to counter the **** out of them with his ImposterScarf set. (This could be taken advantage of by a more experienced player, but )
Ambipom would be the rounder up of this team with it's Technician set of Fake Out, Double Hit, Aerial Ace, and Fury Cutter (just for lols, and it could wreck if used correctly)
Only used 5 since they would never let a normal type user be champion. :[
What kind of Team Rocket stalker teas sis. You need to go up to them a suggest a Pokemon battle and then when ya'll are playfully battling say you've worked up a sweat and suggest Pokemon showers together.
You'll have Dugtrio buried in your secret base in no time
)
(Minus that queer Wynaut.)