**** this gay ****ing rate, Haunted and Ghost should be #1, Blow #2, ***Flawless #3, Partition #4, Drunk In Love #5.
**** you guys though, you're gonna rate Dark ****ing Horse all 10s as if it's some second coming of Christ when it's actually a ****** ****ing song, and also literally **** all of you for not rating Ghost and Haunted both 10s I can't wait to ****ing scalp all you little ****s when it's knocked out at #11 or some **** (anything lower than #1 for those two and you will all be lashed)
****ing pricks **** this rate
Clearly someone wasn't ready for the perfect storm. #LetTheLightIn
That's something other Britney stans should learn, just like the monsters defend Artpop even if most of them think it's her worst album.
What?! No Stans shouldn't vehemently defend an album if they genuinely think it sucks just because it's from their fav.
I used to stan for Britney and it's sad that someone who you know can release flawless albums like In The Zone/Blackout has gone on to make Britney Jean. Especially when it's being compared to BEYONCÉ, that's like trying to compare a blind child's finger painting to the Mona Lisa
**** this gay ****ing rate, Haunted and Ghost should be #1, Blow #2, ***Flawless #3, Partition #4, Drunk In Love #5.
**** you guys though, you're gonna rate Dark ****ing Horse all 10s as if it's some second coming of Christ when it's actually a ****** ****ing song, and also literally **** all of you for not rating Ghost and Haunted both 10s I can't wait to ****ing scalp all you little ****s when it's knocked out at #11 or some **** (anything lower than #1 for those two and you will all be lashed)
****ing pricks **** this rate
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Originally posted by IamCY
If there is justice in this world, Applause and WCS will at least make the Top 10
The two most flawless songs released last year won't stand for this blasphemy
I have a feeling that Dark Horse/WRECKING BALL will win this rate. Should give both songs 6 or 7 since I don't use those two songs that much.
SEXXX DREAMS THO! it's the best song from ARTPOP and definitely top 5 of Gagz songs ever. I ****ing hate y'all for this! Sexxx Dreams deserves AT LEAST top 5, along with Partition, Drunk in Love, Body Ache, and Perfume
These eliminations were fine. Poor Brit. I want to see the following elimated next:
Wrecking Ball
Dark Horse
Legendary Lovers
We Can't Stop
Drunk in Love
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Penk, who has apparently never heard a Drake album
ff you got me. I guess thinking about it, he does sing on quite a few songs of his that I know of.
The lowdown: Reminiscing about the allure and the isolation of life on the road, “Gypsy” begins as a Billy Joel-style story song before unleashing an irresistible, arena-filling dance-pop anthem. It probably could have been stronger lyrically if Gaga had filtered the theme through her own experience, and the final globe-trotting stanza, while catchy, is a bit pandering. But who cares when it feels this good? “Gypsy” one of ARTPOP’s most beloved tracks, earning the second-highest number of 10’s outside the top ten.
ATRL says...: "Gypsy" was a surprisingly divisive song. lovesong was a fan, calling it "sweet and one of the better pop moments of the album." adrianbeane loved the "Cher/Kylie glittery gay niche" vibe. AriNikoBradshaw thought it was the "best-produced and -written song on the album sans 'Do What U Want." Edge of Glory wrote, "The energetic and euphoric vibe of the song takes me back to the good moments of 'Hair' and 'The Edge Of Glory.' A true pop anthem with soaring and sweet vocals that make you feel her passion."
bluth disagreed, laughing that "somewhere 'The Edge of Glory' is sipping from a tea cup making derogatory comments about this song." JakeKills said, "I struggle to take this song seriously because of its cheesy soundtrack-lite production and unforgettably embarrassing live performances." Penk snarked, "Oh, poor Gaga! She has to travel all over the world to beautiful locations and has to be all alone in her lavish hotel room, crying all over her $800 dress while eating filet mignon with truffle sauce and caviar. Gypsy life must be so difficult for her, the poor thing!" J. YONCÉ fumed that it was "legitimately the worst thing Gaga has EVER made, released or unreleased. One of the most vile pieces of trash I've ever heard in my life. I still can't make it through one listen of the song in full."
Best bit: the racing post-chorus "'Cause I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm/A gypsy, gypsy, gypsy, I'm"
Not the best song of ARTPOP This isn't top 10 when Flawless is?
The lowdown: Just in case you forgot, Lady Gaga would like to remind you that she is bisexual. #bornthisway This coy sexxx jam is ARTPOP’s requisite nod to the ladies who love ladies, as Gaga imagines seducing a friend whose boyfriend is out of the town for the weekend. Serving up a dark, thumping beat, a fierce power-pop chorus and some ‘80s Janet Jackson realness, though, “Sexxx Dreams” is a naughty fantasy we can all get behind.
ATRL says...: "If Gaga was truly a risk taker she would've released this as single," Dark Miracles wrote. "Just mmm," stereo.love said. bluth called it "groovy and funky goodness." helloDer boldly proclaimed it "Gaga's best song." AriNikoBradshaw thought "the verses are a mess, but the beat bops." lovesong argued "the Swinefest performance was much better, but still it's a good song and I like the retro feel." JakeKills swiftly dismissed the track: "It's so boring I considered not commenting on it at all."
Best bit: that jamming electric bass line on the chorus elevates the entire song to another level
The lowdown: Beyoncé goes full Drizzy on this Drake duet, exposing her hopes, her fears and the worst parts of her marriage in subdued, nü R&B-assisted anguish. Over a simple piano melody, Bey recounts her lowest moments with Jay Z, which came during a bout with postpartum depression, before launching into a sparse, melancholy beat and assertions that they can make it through anything if they only commit to each other. Pained yet triumphant, and more than six minutes in length, it’s the romantic epic of Beyoncé.
ATRL says...: "Its one of her most personal and meaningful songs," lovesong wrote. "The lines about 'I'm not feeling like myself since the baby' is one of those times that Beyoncé does something that NO pop girl has successfully been able do in a song. I sincerely appreciate all of the work she put into this." Everybody else was more interested in debating Drake's guest spot. "Lbh, how much lower would this song be without Drake?" stereo.love asked. August loved "how Beyoncé just threw Drake on as a hook girl like his name was Rihanna." Dark Miracles thought it was underwhelming. "I expected a lot more from a Beyoncé and Drake collaboration," he said. AriNikoBradshaw argued, "Drake ruins the song, plain and simple." Penk, who has apparently never heard a Drake album, thought he "was surprisingly great on this! He should sing more."
Best bit: "Stop making a big deal out of the little things/'Cause I got big deals and I got little things/Got everything I'm asking for but you"
NOT THE BEST ****ING SONG in this rate Are y'all deaf?
The lowdown: It’s official: Britney Jean is the album to miss the top ten of the countdown. (You can all wipe those Taylor Swift-ian looks of shock off your faces now.) Its last remaining track is this elegant William Orbit-produced space odyssey about finding yourself in someone else. The simmering, yearning production never quite finds a climax, but it has been mentioned as a fan favorite and a potential single since before the album was even released. Perhaps that’s because it’s one of the few songs this era to escape the touch of wow.i.suck; perhaps it’s because they see in the traveling extraterrestrial metaphor an emotional resonance with Britney’s own life of emptiness and solitude. Regardless, “Alien,” which missed the top fifteen by less than four points, does bring Britney one small victory in this rate: it’s the highest-ranking album opener.
ATRL says...: "****ing amazing," stereo.love praised. It "might be Brit's best song. Totally deserving of the top ten, #1 even." Edge of Glory argued it was, "minor vocal glitches aside, one of the only songs to stay true to what the album was supposed to be. You win this time, alien princess of pop." bluth called it "the nice, organic voice command you send into Siri, and the rest of Britney Jean is just the asinine and robotic response." August wondered "where this stereotype that aliens are loners comes from, but the idea is the basis of one of Britney Jean's few good songs, so it shouldn't bother me that much." lovesong thought it was "a little too forced" and "overall nothing special." JakeKills wrote, "Britney Spears channeling Ellie Goulding x Katy Perry should've have produced better results." AriNikoBradshaw said it "awful, overrated...and overall just one of the most generic songs I've heard. Not as godawful as the rest of Britney Jean, though."
Best bit: "But the stars in the sky look like home, take me home/And the light in your eyes lets me know I'm not alone" (Also, the gorgeously subtle violins during the verse.)
Not the best 2nd song and best song on Britney Jean not even making the top 10 Are y'all deaf? With WCS in it?
It's a shame the haters are so blinded by their sheer hatred for Gaga their totally unable to appreciate and recognise two utterly captivating pop tunes. DWUW and Applause… some of the best pop music she's ever served. Sad times… feeling bad for your ear drums. Allow me to send you all some ear buds in the mail...
Totally shocked at Mine being out this soon, was actually thinking it could have gone top 3. Out of what's left… I think,
Realistically speaking, Beyoncé is winning this rate, most likely with Drunk in Love (I song which i've never liked)… but I think DWUW, Dark Horse and Wrecking Ball will give it a run for it's money.
Stans shouldn't vehemently defend an album if they genuinely think it sucks just because it's from their fav.
Literally all the songs could fit the clue.
