[Hobbes]

"Where's my coat?

...

Where?"

[Doogle]

My mind a little dirty
I'll tag team Bert and Ernie

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by Doogle

My mind a little dirty
I'll tag team Bert and Ernie

[Aurora]

Originally posted by Doogle

My mind a little dirty
I'll tag team Bert and Ernie

Wait I've never looked at these lyrics written down and I just got what she meant.

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by Blue Jeans

The retweet button "69" reference is so smart.

Gaga stans.

[Aurora]

Originally posted by Frozen99

why do people find these tragic?

Because you can't zip a padlock. It'd be like saying lock your door like a jacket.

[Aurora]

Originally posted by ks_dollar

Gaga stans.

[Alaska.]

Originally posted by ks_dollar

Gaga stans.

[RADAR]

Originally posted by Doogle

My mind a little dirty
I'll tag team Bert and Ernie

idgi someone explain it to ur hunty radar pls

[popmagic]

Listen to yourself
You're a hot mess

Somebody leaked it,
And now some sh*ts about to go down

I still cackle at this

[ks_dollar]

my mind a little dirty i'll tag team bert and ernie
now that im famous your up my anus
and no i dont want to see your magina
cockroaches do it in garbage cans
zip your lips like a padlock
where's my coat... where?
and you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen
so maybe you should shut your mouth, shut your mouth, shut your ****ing mouth
stephen... i'll knit you a sweater
this song makes me wanna have sex in my car

Originally posted by RADAR

idgi someone explain it to ur hunty radar pls

You know Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street? She's saying she'd let them... use her.

[Aurora]

"Cockroaches do it in garbage cans" isn't even a tragic Kesha lyric. Iggy Pop sings that lyric.

[♚ PRiNCE HiGH ♚]

"And yes of course we does"

"We're selling our clothes, sleepin' in cars"

"I feel so alive, Im losing my mind
Like everyone else here"

"Wham! Bam! Thank you, man!
Get inside my ****in',
Gold Trans Am!"

"Whenever you tell me I'm pretty
That's when the hunger really hits me"

[Sombra]

DJ turn it up up up up up up up
DJ turn it up up up up up up up
DJ turn it up up up up up up up
DJ turn it up up up up up up up up up up up up up uppppppppppppppppp

[Frozen99]

Originally posted by Jae

"Where's my coat?

...

Where?"

you won't come Party At A Rich Dude's House like that

Originally posted by ks_dollar

Gaga stans.

Originally posted by Sam 

Because you can't zip a padlock. It'd be like saying lock your door like a jacket.

omg, I'm so dumb, don't mind me

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Most of these Ke$ha lyrics are hilarious, not tragic.

Her only bad lyrics are when she's trying to be totally sincere or generic - she shines best when she shows off her sense of humour.

[GardenPanty]

"Electric Warrior Love"

"Cowboy boots, cowboy boys
Mmhmm oh the joy"

[GardenPanty]

"No, way, nah, it's not me
Not, right, I wanna get rowdy tonight
And this, sucks, yeah, it's ****ed up
You're making me sick, ugh"

[Kanji]

Kesha has no tragic lyrics. The closest she has to a tragic lyric would be Iggy Pops verse in Dirty Love

Cockroaches do it in the garbage cans
Rug merchants do it in Afghanistan
Santorum did it in a V-neck sweater
Pornos produce it
But a wild child can do it better

[BlackAura]

The whole ageism Dinosour

Go back to the museum

You need a cat scan