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Discussion: MEGARATE: UK #1s, 2000-2012 (The final!)
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111. Cher Lloyd- Swagger Jagger (4.808)
Highest score: 10 x5 (jinzo, Ace Reject, Kool_Aid_King, JDella11, Stevie)
Lowest score/people now on Ace Reject's ban list: 0 x7 (Mandarke, Green, Cassiopeia, Glassheart, conseeded, Pink Panther, CrazyCat)
An unflattering picture of Cher Lloyd:
In the BBC's "Most annoying of 2011", "Swagger Jagger" was voted the most annoying song of the entire year, an opinion shared by users at sample archive, whosampled.com.
Between the public, the song received very negative reviews, with some dislikes on the lyric version of the song, and on iTunes, while the review is 2.3 out of 5, indicating "universally negative reviews". Some called the song "boring", "a horrible version of Oh My Darling Clementine" and "another Cowell's money maker". The lyrical content universally received negative reviews.
But....
1. Cher got a #1.
2. Cher is global.
3. Cher has respect from producers like Dr Luke, and industry heavyweights like Tulisa.
4. Cher is global.
5. People wear Cher t-shirts at her gigs. She is iconic.
Jinzo's verdict: Do you even need to ask that question?
Obviously the best song in the rate.
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Cher has good songs, but Swagger Jagger is just not my cup of tea..
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I legitimately enjoy this song. Should have been top 40 for sure.
At least Cher beat irrelevant Rita and half the #1's that Jessie monster has crapped out into existence.
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Member Since: 2/23/2012
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If With Ur Love had gone to #1 (which it deserved to) instead of this I wouldn't have given it a 0 
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And to think that it went that far. 
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110. Geri Halliwell- Bag It Up (4.906)
Highest score: 10 x3 (Sporefan, madonnas, Stevie)
Lowest score: 0 x7 (jqnetto, lovesong, conseeded, Kool_Aid_King, VJoker, CrazyCat, soma80)
An unflattering picture of Geraldine:
Geri, in this vid, advertises 'Girl Powder'. Girl Powder, administered in small doses, transforms any male into an obedient domestic servant and also a sex slave. I would like to use this Girl Powder on Tom Hardy.
Jinzo's verdict: 4
My least favourite of Geraldine's FOUR #1s. But still kinda sh!ts from time to time.
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Swagger Jagger is actually a fairly good song. Kind of a fun novelty style
Definitely better than some of the others still in 
Edit: MILES better than Bag It Up.
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Member Since: 9/26/2011
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Jinzo sis 
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Not madonnas giving this tripe a 10...
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Oh wait.
YALL DID NAWT KICK OUT THIS AMAZING SONG.
So much GAYNESS. I expected much more of y'all ATRL.
Haven't yall watched the BRITs performance?
It does NOT deserve this.
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Member Since: 2/23/2012
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This should have been a lot higher
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109. Blu Cantrell ft. Sean Paul- Breathe (4.936)
Highest score: 10 x3 (MP2K, classicmainstream, Kool_Aid_King)
Lowest score: 0 x6 (Dream, VJoker, airbornE, jqnetto, strangergab, Cassiopeia)
An unflattering picture of Blu Cantrell:
Blu spent 4 weeks at #1 with this poppin fresh jam. She succeeded Daniel Bedingfield at #1, and was succeeded by Madonna stan Elton John. Dark days of pop indeed.
Jinzo's verdict: 3
The album version without Mr. Paul is endlessly better.
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Quote:
Originally posted by adrianbeane
Haven't yall watched the BRITs performance?
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Not. Real.
That at least double, maybe triples, my (meager) appreciation for this song.
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Member Since: 2/23/2012
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This song is great Why didn't it even average 5/10
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that photo  . gross. I have goose-flesh.
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Sean Paul makes everything he touches automatically horrible. This is no exception.
"Hit 'Em Up Style" was sort of my jam though.
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108. Mario Winans ft. Enya and P Diddy- I Don't Wanna Know
Highest score: 10 x5 (jinzo, MP2K, classicmainstream, berberocka, Kool_Aid_King)
Lowest score: 0 x5 (madonnas, strangergab, jqnetto, Dream, Ace Reject)
A Lipton GIF of Enya:
The song is based on a sample of the Fugees' 1996 hit single "Ready or Not", which itself was based on a slowed-down sample of the instrumental track "Boadicea" by Enya from her 1987 album Enya. Enya getting down with all these hood rappers, keeping her urban fanbase happy. Only a bad bitch.
Jinzo's verdict: 10
I can't find the "There's only one Enya" GIF anywhere and AM SOBBING.
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I don't get the hate. That was my jam back in my hoodrat days of middle school.
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OMG!!!
Swagger Jagger isn't that bad, but it's more novelty than anything.
Bag It Up is campy trash done RIGHT. I don't understand. 
I hope Alexandra Burke dies!!!
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