So I'm organizing with my crush to hang out sometime and he's like "perhaps we could bring others to" and I'm just sitting here behind the computer screen like NO I just wanna hang with him.
And he types with correct grammar and never uses emoticons so it always looks like he's angry online
My cat expects me to let her in when she just literally **** herself. Like bitch you expect me to let you trot all over my carpet with **** soiled all over your paws, tail and tummy? Bye