1998. She's a one-hit wonder (She now has countless classics and hits)
1999. She won't have more than one album (She has 6 #1 albums, 7 platinum albums)
2000: She's only another late 90's pop star (She is the only female artist to have a #1 in 90s, 2000s, 2010s)
2001: She's a bad influence for kids (every adult looked up to Britney's artistry and sweetness as kid, every teen now looks up to Britney's resistance against media's bullying)
2002: Her singles flopped this year (She was Maxim's richest/most powerful female of that year)
2003: She kissed Madonna. She's a *****/bad influence (She was titled the Ultimate Gay Icon by one of the biggest LGBTQA magazines, and inspires minorities of all kinda to be stronger and one of a kind)
2004: Her music is terrible and ****ty (She becomes a Grammy winner with Toxic)
2005: She's over. She will never be an icon (She releases her first Greatest Hits album, which goes 3x platinum)
2006: She's a terrible mother (She is the best mother, and her kids are now as happy, healthy and loved as ever)
2007: She's fat. She shaved her head like a crazy person (She is a female icon for fighting sexism and ****-shaming. She is as sexy as ever now, and what a woman does with her body is her choice, not media's. Blackout is now considered the most iconic/influential female album of all time because of this year's storyline)
2008: Her comeback failed (She gets 2 #1 hits, a #1 album, sweeps the MTV VMAs, she gives How I Met Your Mother its highest ratings)
2009: She can't perform the same (Her tour sell out, adds legs, and becomes best selling tour of the year and of her career)
2010: She's gone. No one cares anymore. (She gets a #1 song, her second Greatest Hits album sells more than a million, she gets a GLEE [#1 show at that time] tribute with its highest ratings)
2011: Britney is dead behind the eyes. Can't perform anymore (Gets 3 multi platinum singles, #1 song, 3 top 10 songs breaking a record, #1 album, sold out tour and 2nd best selling of the year/female)
2012: She can't judge a singing show (Her GIFS/Memes are probably the most used/referenced of our generation online. Scream and Shout sells almost ten million copies and goes #1 worldwide)
2013: Britney is going to Vegas? It will flop. (Every show is sold out. Countless artists have seen it. Great reviews complimenting her moves and show. Work Bitch goes platinum and becomes instant classic. Perfume and Britney Jean showcase Britney's vocals)
2014: Britney uses autotune. Her voice is awful (Britney's voice is actually very nice and easy-to-the-ear. Like Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, MJ, Madonna, etc Britney has a unique iconic voice which is recognizable worldwide. Her voice is center in her most recent album and most of her career's official and unreleased ballads and vocal sessions. Despite some lipsyncing, Britney like Madonna and MJ succeeds as an entertainer)
•••16 years later, she still has countless #1s and classics worldwide, #1 albums, best selling albums/singles of all time, best-selling shows, iconic performances, pop-cultural and musical influence, social media power (she has about 100,000,000 followers online) and a strong big fanbase, 7 VEVO certified videos and counting, FHM's richest celeb twice (2002, 2012), sold 110,000,000 albums and 200,000,000 record. Shattered records left and right with each era, remains a media target from 1998-now with zero ****s given•••
no one cares enough to read all of this, not even deadney stans
1998. She's a one-hit wonder (She now has countless classics and hits)
1999. She won't have more than one album (She has 6 #1 albums, 7 platinum albums)
2000: She's only another late 90's pop star (She is the only female artist to have a #1 in 90s, 2000s, 2010s)
2001: She's a bad influence for kids (every adult looked up to Britney's artistry and sweetness as kid, every teen now looks up to Britney's resistance against media's bullying)
2002: Her singles flopped this year (She was Maxim's richest/most powerful female of that year)
2003: She kissed Madonna. She's a *****/bad influence (She was titled the Ultimate Gay Icon by one of the biggest LGBTQA magazines, and inspires minorities of all kinda to be stronger and one of a kind)
2004: Her music is terrible and ****ty (She becomes a Grammy winner with Toxic)
2005: She's over. She will never be an icon (She releases her first Greatest Hits album, which goes 3x platinum)
2006: She's a terrible mother (She is the best mother, and her kids are now as happy, healthy and loved as ever)
2007: She's fat. She shaved her head like a crazy person (She is a female icon for fighting sexism and ****-shaming. She is as sexy as ever now, and what a woman does with her body is her choice, not media's. Blackout is now considered the most iconic/influential female album of all time because of this year's storyline)
2008: Her comeback failed (She gets 2 #1 hits, a #1 album, sweeps the MTV VMAs, she gives How I Met Your Mother its highest ratings)
2009: She can't perform the same (Her tour sell out, adds legs, and becomes best selling tour of the year and of her career)
2010: She's gone. No one cares anymore. (She gets a #1 song, her second Greatest Hits album sells more than a million, she gets a GLEE [#1 show at that time] tribute with its highest ratings)
2011: Britney is dead behind the eyes. Can't perform anymore (Gets 3 multi platinum singles, #1 song, 3 top 10 songs breaking a record, #1 album, sold out tour and 2nd best selling of the year/female)
2012: She can't judge a singing show (Her GIFS/Memes are probably the most used/referenced of our generation online. Scream and Shout sells almost ten million copies and goes #1 worldwide)
2013: Britney is going to Vegas? It will flop. (Every show is sold out. Countless artists have seen it. Great reviews complimenting her moves and show. Work Bitch goes platinum and becomes instant classic. Perfume and Britney Jean showcase Britney's vocals)
2014: Britney uses autotune. Her voice is awful (Britney's voice is actually very nice and easy-to-the-ear. Like Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, MJ, Madonna, etc Britney has a unique iconic voice which is recognizable worldwide. Her voice is center in her most recent album and most of her career's official and unreleased ballads and vocal sessions. Despite some lipsyncing, Britney like Madonna and MJ succeeds as an entertainer)
•••16 years later, she still has countless #1s and classics worldwide, #1 albums, best selling albums/singles of all time, best-selling shows, iconic performances, pop-cultural and musical influence, social media power (she has about 100,000,000 followers online) and a strong big fanbase, 7 VEVO certified videos and counting, FHM's richest celeb twice (2002, 2012), sold 110,000,000 albums and 200,000,000 record. Shattered records left and right with each era, remains a media target from 1998-now with zero ****s given•••
Carly Rae Jepsen:
2012: She's a one hit wonder (call me maybe is already a classic)
Naw. You just don't know how to navigate through ********.
If he's hyping that people bought 1 million copies of a snippet like it's impressive then whats the difference in me saying over 3 million people bought Irreplaceable (RIAA certified ringtone) and its only 30 seconds?
2012: She can't judge a singing show (Her GIFS/Memes are probably the most used/referenced of our generation online. Scream and Shout sells almost ten million copies and goes #1 worldwide)
and stop getting GOD dragged!
