I tried my hands at some meghan-style songwriting
"The Real Housewife of Your Life"
Slow intro: baby I, love you for my life
And baby you should know that it is true that I’m
The real housewife of your life
I cook, I wash, I make your bed
And I make our house so shiny like glass
And when the lovelight starts shining through your eyes
I know that it’s real, it’s real real real real real
[chorus 1]
Baby I, I love you for my life
And baby you should know that it is true that
If you give me one love I’ll give you five
I’m the real housewife of your life
I don’t bitch or fight like those in Beverly hills
I am so cool you might get chills
If you kiss me once then I’ll kiss you twice
I’m the real housewife of your life
Wherever you go I’ll stand by you
And make every party impromptu
I love you more and more each day
One smile at me chases the gray away
I would love to look at your face all night
Cause I know from the start you’re my Mr. right
Last time I check you got me smiling ears to ears
It feels like heaven just landed in here.
[chorus 2]
Baby I, I love you for my life
And baby you should know that it is true that
If you give me one love I’ll give you five
I’m the real housewife of your life
I don’t bitch or fight like those in Miami
They ain’t even half as cool as me
If you kiss me once then I’ll kiss you twice
I’m the real housewife of your life
Bridge:
Banjos playing: melody think later!
[chorus 3:]
Baby I, I love you for my life
And baby you should know that it is true that
If you give me the ring I’ll say my line
I’m the real housewife of your life
I don’t bitch or fight like those in new jersey
I’m just so ****ing (or freaking/damn/”oh wow”) praiseworthy
then you kiss me once and I’ll be your bride
I’m the real housewife of your life