Madonna couldn't fake a pregnancy anyway, I mean, people already know her hard candy has been expired for a decade now.
However, she could easily fake cancer.
She's just waiting for the right time, so give it at least 2 years - it will at least tie in with her old age death and become a bit more believable.
It won't be long until the disgusting, attention thirsty, rape enjoying beast turns to dust.
At least with a cancerous death, people will at least attempt to respect her 'legacy'.
I, however, will never respect the pig and whatever it squeals onto a microphone.
The old piece of junk has NEVER been my cup of tea.
