Wait, I just realized Ella and Meghan are releasing their debuts the same day. Yas, the slayage of the slightly larger, blonde female Pop star is upon us. C'mon Britney gain those pounds.
Untalented
Her christian parents HATE her
Her brother shaded ha
Her husband dumped her pale ass
Her skin loathes her
The Grammys think she's a joke
Even SHE hates herself
Jesus fix it
Cumty was only offered the SB when Rihanna turned it down. she was also offered Pretty Hurts after Rihanna turned it down.
so if she is more successful then why is she still relegated to picking up Rihanna's trash/sloppy seconds?
Ew, lonely cat lady hunched over her laptop as Luke sends her a 'hot new hit!' in the form of Pretty Hurts only to scream in rage and throw it at beyonce
3 albums and Katy has made more money, has had a bigger tour gross, has sold more records, has sold more singles, gathered more hits etc like it's not even fair to compare them from where Rihanna started.
dddd as IF it's guaranteed that Katy will be as sucessful as Rihanna at her 7th
Katy's **** will soon be saggy, she'll be soon 36 and she won't be succesful anymore.
Poor her, a joke in the music industry, she'll be know as being an old lady singing for kindergarten kids with no impact whatsoever.
The fact that a choir from Chicago has a Grammy and she still hasn't one
Untalented
Her christian parents HATE her
Her brother shaded ha
Her husband dumped her pale ass
Her skin loathes her
The Grammys think she's a joke
Even SHE hates herself
Jesus fix it
Wow proof that Gaga made her cry for years and Roar was supposed to be some kind of 'I'm not a disgusting f-freak cat lady! You cant bully me!!' moment
