I hate shared tables. This guy is taking up all the room because he doesn't know how to organize his crap.
This is how we're sitting rn:
[me/my books - HIS ****ING ELBOW TOUCHING MY LAPTOP BECAUSE HE WON'T MOVE AND IS ALL SPREAD OUT WTF - him - his books]
How it should be:
[me - my books - his books - him]
Why are you all up in my space like my legs are pressed up against the legs of the table trying not to touch you.

Lord, help me.
I can't work like this so I'm rebellion and posting on ATRL instead.