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I will now critique each song on this crapdown.
10. Fall Out Boy - A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More Touch Me || Okay, first of all, some of my best friends are vampires, and I asked them, and they said being a vampire is nothing like the way it's portrayed in this video. They also pointed out, and I concur, that there is no way in fúck that the backdrop to a vampire's life would EVER be a Fall Out Boy song.
9. Prince - Black Sweat || Randy thinks about that black **** all the time, so I'm sure thats how this **** got on here.
8. Juvenile - Rodeo || Ah, La Fiesta De Los Vaqueros as they call it in my country!
7. Da Backwudz - I Don't Like The Look of it || Uhh, I've never even heard of this dude, but I'd like to suggest some remedial English classes. I'd also like to know what he doesn't like the look of. His girl with another dude? Another chick? Vincente Fox?!? I definatly would not like the look of the last one.
6. Sean Paul - Temperature || Have you seen the video? Woman with 3% body fat not counting T&A shifting from scorching desert to frigid tundra in mere seconds? That would put any normal human in shock. Of course listening to Sean Paul sing would put any normal human in shock, so perhaps the video girls are immune to it somehow.
5. Black Eyed Peas - Like That || Don't the Black Eyed Peas release enough normal singles for you guys that you don't have to constantly make up your own? Seriously, first you did it with My Humps and now here? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE WELL ENOUGH BE!?!?!?
4. Aly & AJ - Rush || Blonde hair + blue eyes = ARYAN NATION!!!!! RUN RANDY!!! THEIR CHECKING GREEN CARDS AT THE DEL TACO!!!!
3. Keyshia Cole - Love || To quote my grandmother while we were watching the Tournament Of Roses Parade "Great, now we get to listen to this bitch lip synch"
2. Cruna - Take me Higher || WHO names their child "Cruna?" "Yeah, we were going to name her Gjertina but we thought it was too common." I demand answers.
1. Shakira ft Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie || Sadly, hips do lie. I'm looking at those hips thinking "GOD DAMN SHE'S HOT" but she's in a song that has her name in chorus, which is like the least hot think ever. I could be mistaken, after all, Wang Chung is the most popular band in the world right now.
Kelly Clarkson - Because of You
Aly & AJ - Rush
Rihanna - S.O.S. (Rescue Me)
The Rasmus - Sail Away
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Gold Lion
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