Handful IS great.
Anyway, yall won't let this album breathe.
I Dont Think So
10 - Diarrhoea, HonourableVomit, Doogle
9 -
8 - Theus
7 - MP2K
6.5 - LanaDelRey
6 - BlueTimberwolf
5.5 - Subomie, TheWayWeWere
5 - Kxvk, Reverie, conatus
4 -
3 - Eeveelution
2 - SebaMonster, rlj, Latinazza, Kingie
1 -
0 - ECNEICSNOC, Tom Vercetti
Not quite a single release but it was a minor hit in Australia apparently after use in a Big Brother commercial. Produced by the devil of pop, Dr Luke, this is... nothing. Like, really one of her least noteworthy songs ever. Luke rarely makes anything substantial but even then this is plodding for his standards.
Speaking of Luke,
Diarrhoea calls Kelis the "Queen of Not Giving Consent!"
HonourableVomit lets us in that "this is an iconic hit in Australia because it was used in a Big Brother ad like ten years ago." Kylie iconic or Courtney Act iconic?
Doogle thinks that it "finds the right balance between cringeworthy and enjoyable", hm... I just think it's boring.
Have A Nice Day
10 - HonourableVomit
9 -
8 - Eeveelution, Reverie
7 - Kxvk, BlueTimberwolf, LanaDelRey, Tom Vercetti
6 - Subomie, Diarrhoea, TheWayWeWere, MP2K
5 - Theus
4 - SebaMonster
3 - conatus
2 - Doogle
1 - rlj, Latinazza, Kingie
0 - ECNEICSNOC
One of the weirdest tracks in her discography, this is immediately followed by **** Those Bitches which just elevates the strangeness of it all. I can't say I hate it or even dislike it but if I were to trim the album then this would not be on the priority to-keep list!
Latinazza calls it "so random" and
Diarrhoea agrees "this is all over the place, and not in a good way".
HonourableVomit gets her life though, "This song is a journey. If you ever wondered what Kelis doing cruise ship would be like, this is it." I'd go on that cruise.