Mystery Gift
There are four packages underneath the tree that can be opened or destroyed by anyone:
Star Box
Lightweight and with some synthetic strands of hair, this box reeks of gender roles.
Luv Box
This one smells like friendship, and it's moving back and forth a little bit.
Basic Bitch Box
It's not a Starbucks frappe with no whip, but it's basic bitch Christmas galore up in hurrr.. DJ, this is MY SONG!!
Empty Box
It's just open...And empty...You can't open this box, but you could close it if you want? Is there even a point?