[BlooRiverAnimal]

You better keep track of time, Citrus.

[keshaspearsxo]

I'm dropping out because my wisdom tooth hurts

[Citrus]

But you sent an entry?

[keshaspearsxo]

Well I still wanna win

[Diarrhoea]

When are they going to be posted

[Citrus]

Soon. I just got back from volunteering for a Christmas thing at a church.

[Citrus]

Originally posted by Already Gone

Cake Like Lady Gaga


Firstly, mix art and pop into a bowl. Add a portion of jazz and maybe a little bit of a rock. Add a bit of the poison "Your fourth album will flop heavily" into the bowl too. Put this bowl into the oven. It'll take you longer than the Marry The Night music video! When you're done, take it off, spread it with fake love and kindness, maybe a bit of a sex too and that's it. The cake of your sexxx dreams for sure.

Originally posted by BlooRiverAnimal

Crème de la pøp star

Creating the perfect pop star would takes time, effort and most importantly, key ingredients. I'm gonna show you what you need or lack of to create a perfect present day female pop star.

What you'll need is:

1. A bowl to mix everything.





2. 2 cups of attractiveness. Gotta be somewhat desirable to appeal to the masses and the boys.

3. 2 cups of talent. You can add as much or as little as you want here. Depending on how talented you want your pop star to be. Do you want someone who can hold a note and let the producers do the rest? Of someone who can really belt and hit every not between A-Z? Totally up to you.

4. 0-4 cups of writing abilities. This isn't exactly necessary, but if you want your pop star to write her own tunes, then definitely add it. It isn't necessary, because you can succeed with or without writing abilities. See some of today's stars.

5. Now on to the next one: A quart of identity and 5 cups of relatable and 5 cups of personality. This is extremely important, because people need to know who your pop star is. What she's about, her sound, where is she coming from. People also want to be able to connect with your pop star and feel like they can connect with their music more because of how relatable they are. Plus, no one wants a boring or dead pop star. So, personality is key.

6. 3 quarts of a GP friendly sound. This is hella important if you want your pop star to be successful and top the charts and be global. What's the point of everything else if home girl doesn't have any hits or is scanning plastic instead of platinum.

Those are some really key ingredients. You can also add things like style, a few cups of iconic, few cups of controversy (gotta keep her relevant). A couple pinches of dancing skills. (Not necessary, but it's cute for added effect).

You mix everything up and bam! You have your perfect pop star ready to go and slay the other girls.

Originally posted by hello_world

1 - Outsource the untermenschen haters. Nicki has been basically non-existant in Eastern Europe lately - she can round them up.

2 - Place the haters in camps breeding grounds, and work them until their bones are nice and juicy.

3 - Insert the haters into a compact gas chamber preparation area. Make sure it isn’t too expensive - you don’t want to waste your money on the h8rz!!!

4 - Turn on the gas. The great thing is that this step doesn’t need heat - just add Zyklon B and you’re ready to go!

5 - Pick up the carcasses and put them into an incineration chamber. The good thing about cooking with h8rz is that there aren’t any special regulations - you don’t even have to be careful with them. Just load ‘em up and burn ‘em up!

(Optional Step - Loot the h8rz for their coins. Your era hasn’t been going well, this is your opportunity to break even.)

6 - Take the ashes of the h8rz and flatten it until it looks like a crepe. Apply truffle butter for that beautiful texture.

7 - Enjoy your h8r pancakes!

Originally posted by JustLuke

I've chosen the Strawberry Buttercream cupcake to match Taylor Swift.

It looks sweet, taste sweet but has a hint of sourness.

Just like Taylor, if you get on the wrong side of America's sweetheart, you'll find yourself having some Bad Blood with her and she'll just have to show her sour side by writing a hit song about you.

Ingredients

4 large egg whites (room temperature)
11/4 cups sugar
3/4 lb unsalted butter (softened, cut into small pieces)
11/2 cups strawberries (fresh, pureed)

Originally posted by Mica

Originally posted by moijejoue

My recipe:

Gaga Meat Tartare

Ingredients:

Raw Frog Meat more specifically "Kermiticus Anura"
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...40_468x256.jpg

(If you're basic then raw slabs of meat will do just fine.)

http://cdn.styleblazer.com/wp-conten...meat-dress.jpg

1 cup of blood
2 tablespoons of semen
A teaspoon off sweat (If you prefer you can use the tears of angsty little monsters. The resentment over the failure of ARTPOP enhances the flavor of the dish.)
1 large egg

Instructions:

Proceed to grind meat in meat grinder.
Mix blood, semen, and sweat (If you are using the substitute ingredient gather of group little monsters from ATRL and show them ARTPOP's reviews. Have a bowl handy.)
Let meat sit in marinade for two hours. (Enjoy Madonna's discography in mean time.)
Proceed to form meat into patty.
Add egg on top.
Serve. Or slather it all over your body and call it art.
Enjoy!

Originally posted by keshaspearsxo

Zany (Zayn Malik) Creampie


Why?
two of the judges are fat Americans so cream pie will be a hit with you obese ****s. they are also gay as well as the other judge and gay people like zayn Malik for some reason so **** it. and Zany is a real word and I was SUPER smart for coming up with that so please score me according to my genius ideas.

TOTAL TIME:
1 hr 5 min
Prep:
20 min
Inactive Prep:
15 min
Cook:
30 min
YIELD:
6 servings
LEVEL:
Easy
INGREDIENTS
Crust
1 (9-inch) Perfect Pie Dough, recipe follows, baked and cooled
Filling
3/4 cup sugar
1/3 cup flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
4 egg yolks
2 cups whole milk
2 tablespoons butter
1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract or 1 vanilla bean split in half lengthwise and seeds scraped
Perfect Pie Dough
1 1/2 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, chilled or frozen
4 to 6 tablespoons ice cold water
Optional: One direction album

DIRECTIONS

Wash hands you dirty ****

Optional: press play on One Direction album

In a heavy-bottomed medium saucepan, mix together sugar, flour, and salt.

In a separate mixing bowl, beat together the egg yolks and milk. Whisk the egg mixture into the dry ingredients in the saucepan. Continue whisking over low heat until the mixture coats the back of a spoon and is smooth and thick.

Remove from the heat and stir in the butter and vanilla. Cook's Note: Add any variations at this point.

Allow the mixture to cool and pour into the baked pie shell. Chill the pie completely and top with fresh whipped cream or other desired topping.

To make pie dough:
Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F.

In a mixing bowl, mix together the flour and the salt; cut or work the butter into the flour with your fingers or a pastry blender until you have large pea sized chunks scattered throughout. Alternatively, pulse the dough in a food processor, or mix in a stand mixer with the paddle attachment on low speed.

Add the ice water slowly while stirring with a fork, or in the food processor or mixer, until just combined. Be careful not to overwork the dough. Divide the dough into two disks, flatten and refrigerate each for at least 15 minutes.

Roll out one chilled pie dough to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Reserve the second pie dough disc for another use. Transfer dough to pie plate, pressing the dough lightly into the plate; trim the edges. Dock the dough with the prongs of a fork evenly over the bottom of the pie plate. Line the docked dough with aluminum foil and fill with pie weights or dried beans.

Bake the pie crust until the edges are brown and golden, about 15 minutes Remove from the oven and remove the weights. Return crust to the oven to finish baking for another 5 minutes.

Originally posted by Latch

Are you music industry exec looking to create the perfect popstar?
Maybe you're a bored twink who needs an artist for your signature to make you taste look more eclectic.

If either of these descriptions applies to you, you've come to the right place!
We at McDonna's have mastered the recipe necessary to craft the perfect pop queen,
and it's really easy! You don't need much at all!

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Step 1: put White woman on a stage
Step 2: allow the public to consume



*it's important to make sure the pop star is consumed before her expiration date
once she goes bad, she will run out of ideas and struggle to stay relevant,
resorting to cheap shock tactics and working with has-been producers

Thank you for choosing McDonna's!

Originally posted by DntBeADrag+

Hi, my name's Alex and welcome to another week of Drag+ Recipes.

This week, we'll look at one of my most famous works: Lady Gaga.

The 'Lady Gaga' is a delicate dish that I introduced back in 2007 but didn't become commercialized until a year later. It is served both raw and cooked. For today's episode, it will be cooked.

Step 1: Gather about 6 eggs and mix them in a small bowl. It's okay to use both the shells and the yolk as the 'Lady Gaga' does not discriminate against its contents for whatever reason. This will be evident in Step 4.

Step 2: Gather these eggs and place it in a gallon of boiling water with cow meat (these should already be cut into 5 in, 1 cm pallets) already placed inside with broken high heel pieces. Let the contents simmer for about 34 minutes before proceeding. You may listen to The Fame Monster or other activities that last as long that you can do as you wait.

Step 3: Carefully, take out the meat. The eggs should already be dissolved onto it.

Step 4: Get Paul Blair Shavings™ and sprinkle them on top. This taste may be appreciated by some and questioned by others, meaning the 'Lady Gaga' is not for everyone. A substitute could be Cher Sir Madeon's patented Electronic Delish™ cream or glitter.

Step 5: Add 1 (one) cup of Talent & Success in a Bottle™ and spray it on the plate(s) that you desire to place the meat on. This will become the base of the overall dish.

*Because the 'Lady Gaga' is a world famous dish, it's one that's bound to change its style as the years go by. Recently, it has been stripped down in terms of amount of contents. The Paul Blair Shavings™ would often be the thing to go.

Step 6: You can place a variety of toppings on the 'Lady Gaga', such as Tour Receipt Dust™ (a spice) or other juices.

Finally, it's time to eat. A knife is best used to cut the exterior. Once inside, it becomes soft but you would wish it was hard again, like when you first tasted it. Enjoy the food with your close friends but not with your family at dinner as they may judge your taste in food.


This one has been marinated in Chef RedOne's iconic Repeated Beats Sauce™.

Thank you for watching this week's Drag+ Recipe! Come back next week when we learn how to cook Barbadian Swamp Stew.

I'd like you to post in the thread your favorite/least favorite entries by Wednesday, December 17th @ 4:00 PM EST.

[Musickid203]

YAS @ McDonna's

[Citrus]

Some of these actually are really cute. Y'all went above what I expected.

[keshaspearsxo]

worst just Luke !!!!

[Lukey]

Originally posted by keshaspearsxo

worst just Luke !!!!

--

I wasn't aware we had to put directions

I wasn't aware we had to make our own ones

Clearly out of my depth, however I've just been really busy to keep up with everything tbh.

[Latch]

[BlooRiverAnimal]

A Carly Rae career T in here.

[Latch]

not everyone quitting and no one posting

[Dancehall]

Originally posted by Latch

not everyone quitting and no one posting

I can't read and some of these are really long.

[BlooRiverAnimal]

What's the tea with this?

[keshaspearsxo]

did i win yet

[Lukey]

Did enough people quit so I could survive this round

[Citrus]

It was just a long judges' deadline. Waiting on comments from one more.

[Almodusa]

the judge gotta hurry up