Poor Taylor. Like, I may have given both her songs 0.5 because they're not good, but...
This peaked at #2 in 2009. Taylor Swift is officially punched out of Top 5 & Still Alive.
It received an average from y'all of 5.907.
Although it low key tanked, people had nothing but nice things to say about this classic.
"The beginning of my stanning," recalls Nightingale. "I still listen to this all the time." Chemical X. also praises the song for being underrated: "This was a very memorable music video. Kanye did her wrong that night!"
Tom Vercetti offers a shruggable take on the song. "It's a tolerable & inoffensive country-pop song. Nothing more or less."
Well, better luck to Taylor in the 2010s chapter of Top 5 and Still Alive.
We will return at 6PM EST.
RECAP
73 Christina Milian - Dip It Low
74 Colbie Calliat - Bubbly
75 Ashlee Simpson - Pieces Of Me
76 Beyonce - If I Were A Boy
77 Christina Aguilera - I Turn To You
78 Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You
79 Eve & Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin'
80 Mariah Carey & Cameo - Loverboy
81 P!nk - Most Girls
82 Taylor Swift - Love Story
83 Lumidee - Never Leave You (Uh Oooh, Uh Oooh)
84 Jessica Simpson - I Wanna Love You Forever
Although she didn't quite beat out her sister in the celebria department, Ashlee won in this rate.
Well, I guess they both kinda lost.
Pieces Of Me, Ashlee's biggest (and only true) hit, peaked at #5 in 2005.
Unfortunately, it's mostly known for her hemorrhage of a performance on SNL.
What did y'all have to say about Fadshlee?
ImmaSlave4u stans HARD. "A ****ing CLASSIC by a living legend. WHO doesn't love this entire album?! Jesus Christ, I am gaping listening to this bop." Well... Actually, I owned and loved this album, but…
Courtney Love messily chimes in: "This song is probably my biggest guilty pleasure and not even a “oh Paris Hilton is my guilty pleasure” then proceeds to play Stars Are Blind through speakers at the beach in front of everyone while grinding against my *****. I literally do not let anyone know I love this song "
Okay, sis.
ON A MONDAY I AM WAITING
BY TUESDAY, I AM FADING
AND BY WEDNESDAY I CAN'T SLEEP
THE PHONE RINGS- I HEAR YOU
THE DARKNESS- A CLEAR VIEW!
HAS COME TO RESCUE ME
FALLLL, WITH YOU I FALL SO FAST
I CAN HARDLY CATCH MY BREATH I HOPE IT LASSSSSTTTTTSSS
OOOOOOOOOOH, IT SEEMS LIKE I CAN FINALLY REST MY HEAD ON SOMETHING REAL
I LIKE THE WAY THAT FEELS
OOOOOOOH, IT'S AS IF YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN I EVER KNEW MYSELF
I HOPE THAT YOU CAN TELL
A classic gone TOO soon. Hell ****ing YESSS I gave this classic my eleven. Stupid pig.
This forgotten song by this forgotten person peaked at #4 in 2000. It is the only time I have ever heard of her in my life and it will likely be the last.
"Mess, who even is this?" questions Nightingale. Good question, sis. Good question. "[conatus]A poor man's[/conatus] Oops! album track," comments Clueless.
"Irish legend " Courtney Love claims. (You sure, sis?)
Truth Teller returns again to snatch with some fun Samantha Mumba facts (these have not been confirmed or denied). "Samantha invented pop music, parkour and sexual innunedo all at the same time. For that, she deserves 10 times the credit that I'm assuming you guys gave her. I bet she won't even make the top 20 in this."
A shame you didn't put down a few bucks on that, ma'am.
I was expecting this but IT DESERVED SO MUCH MORE
You didn't give her even a chance Amazing song