“Oh God,” she cried, bursting into tears. “GODrina. She’s, just…the inspiration for everything. She’s the reason I wrote ‘Fadlands.’ She exudes the very essence of Fadlands. She represents the Reverse Warholian Expedition toward Tumblr culture and music, because I live for the FROOTs and the future of technology. The album is on iTunes now and suddenly the burqa is me,” she continued. “Do what you want with my Perez, because Charli XCX says he is standing outside my apartment in New York City, love me, love me, please retweet, and #StopTheDramaStartTheMusic because fashion and Donatella Versace. Koons to you all.”
