Poor no one wanting old, bankrupt, suicidal Manatee on their song
Charli: Record of the Year nomination at Grammys, Video of the Year nomination at VMAs, Billboard Hitmaker Award Marina: a noose and a rickety old chair
Charli: 76 career metascore, 2 grammy nominations Marina: metascore yellower than her skin will be after she ingests a handful of acetaminophen pills + her liver fails, zero important award nominations
Charli: 76 career metascore, 2 grammy nominations Marina: metascore yellower than her skin will be after she ingests a handful of acetaminophen pills + her liver fails
Her average is green though
Two Grammy nominations and still, no one has listened to Sucker. Like, no one.
She's doing Electra Heart's numbers with two big songs this year. That's embarrassing
The Prismtastic is doing better in Australia than anywhere Gaga toured.
Dark Horse & Roar were bigger than any song off Artpop
Both songs sold more than all of Artpop songs combined
Both songs have more views than all of Gaga's Artpop era videos combined
Prism has outsold Artpop virtually everywhere
Prism has sold more/about the same as C2C & Artpop combined
Prism got more Grammy nods than the entire Artpop era.
Katy is performing at the Superbowl; Gaga is performing on Jimmy Kimmel.
It's all done. Katy won. Target Madead, Kesha or something.
Instead of writing out list, why don't you worry about Brandy being out somewhere aiming at pedestrians and non-moving vehicles containing passengers.
Two Grammy nominations and still, no one has listened to Sucker. Like, no one.
She's doing Electra Heart's numbers with two big songs this year. That's embarrassing
Two songs that outsold Marina's discography + a song last year that outsold Marina's discography + album sales bigger than Electra Heart + album more acclaimed than Marina's discography. ALL without releasing two singles from Dr. Luke and bankrupting her label. Marina loses. WOW. She is truly useless.
Instead of writing out list, why don't you worry about Brandy being out somewhere aiming at pedestrians and non-moving vehicles containing passengers.
brandy matters to no one. lower than even kesha tbh. bottom of the totem pole forever with nothing remembered other than that feature on Monica's iconic song.
Marina literally makes me want to vomit. She's like a stupid version of Lana who tries desperately hard to make music that appeals to the gays (when she released her Dr. Luke produced single with a video featuring a bunch of mostly naked men and it still flopped ) minus the talent and minus the likability. Actually, forget the Lana comparison entirely. She's just stupid and talentless and probably cries herself to sleep because she never achieved her dream of being a star, unlike Charli lolll.
lets talk about how C2C's sales numbers literally make lana want to down a whole gallon of bleach as sad girl miserably plays in the tumblr-y background
