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Originally posted by bp21xo
Where are the conspiracy theorist to spill the truth tea why paulie's really "resigned" tho
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Ill try my hand at some tabloid fiction.
Exclusive Insider 100% Mostly True Story of Why Taylor and Publicist Split.
The (random lie-rag, gossip blog) has learned the true insider details of why Taylor Swift and her publicist have split; and out of the goodness of our hearts (not because Taylor's name generates clicks and attention) we're going to manufact---relate those details to you.
Our inside source tells us that it all went down this past week, and Paula first got an inkling of what was coming when Taylor phoned her a few nights ago. Their conversation is quoted to the best of our imagina--our sources memory below.
Phone rings
Paula: Hi Taylor, what's happening?
Taylor: Paula, Paula you'll never guess what happened!! That total Miley-hating slag finally got the message that he doesn't love her, he never did or could cause he couldn't forget me and ever only wanted me and now he's free he wants us to get back together!!!! He already texted me and sent me pictures of how *excited* he is to be with me! He promised no more icky gross stuff, that was just a phase when he was a young 32 and hadn't grown up!! We're going to be married and that non-friend fake-name using Kate Hudson can go dye her head orange and kiss miley's ass for comfort!!
Paula: But Taylor, John Mayer and you hooking up with him especially so soon after his split with Katy will be terrible for your career and image. It will look exactly like he's just using you again, this time to get back at Katy and it will also make you one million percent less dateable after he dumps you again. I have to strongly advise against you doing anything so rash and ill-judged! I don't think theres anything I could do to make this palatable to your own fans not to mention the GP! I can't allow it! The buzz from your outing with Karlie was so positive and good for your image, why don't you take that fling serious and make it long-term and forget mr. John Dbaggious Mayer?
Taylor: Ok, you're fired. But remember to tell them it was your idea to move on to other projects, and you'll get a nice fat going away check. Or else my friend Boris the bonecracker will come see you sometime.
Paula: But Taylor, Boris is my brother
End of conversation
