A survey conducted by American scientists showed the most possible future of pop music:
- Taylor Swift will continue her global expansion by emerging new countries and destroying Adele in sales. Adkins will lose several pounds and start making techno music.
- Lady Gaga will never come back. Her music will never be as popular as The Fame (Monster) and her attitude won't change. Her next single won't make it to the top10.
- Rihanna will get pregnant and stop making music for 4 years. When she comes back, no one will be interested in fat and untalented bitch.
- Beyonce will invest in stocks with high risk. She will lose $150M and divorce Jay-Z. Her next album will flop and after that she'll stop recording music for a while. She'll never come back. She'll be known as Martha Stewart of our generation. Your children will be calling her "an old hag with powerful voice".
- Katy Perry's next era will flop. She won't be able to sell out the tour and will fail to produce a #1 song. She will put on weight and will look like Britney Spears before putting on the slimming belt. She'll later experiment with alternative music but no one will be taking her seriously since she'll be old as ****. Surprisingly, she will earn a Grammy nomination for her new sound and will be mentioned among the 100 percent sure favorites to win. Of course she won't win a ****.
- Jennifer Lopez will invite Madonna to her 50th birthday. Two grannies will get drunk while celebrating their youth.
- Sam Smith will marry Louis Tomlinson. They'll adopt a boy.
- Idina Menzel will be the "it girl" of 2023.
- Carly Rae Jepsen will get pregnant at the age of 40. Call Me Maybe will always be her only major hit.
- Auntie Brit Brit will win the Annual Kentwood Fishing Contest
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