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Mom here cursing media for how they kept talking about a divorce and how Bey and Jay shut them up at the VMAs.
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Originally posted by Surfboardt
Mom here cursing media for how they kept talking about a divorce and how Bey and Jay shut them up at the VMAs.
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slay auntie!
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It's December, bey is riding her surfboard when Julius knocks on the bathroom door she shouts "I'm busy!" Jay whispers "Yea Bey talk that ****". Julius insists it's very important, so she gets up and grabs the phone in her bathrobe leaving a distressed jay z alone in the bathtub. Over the phone the demonic warbling of the grammy committee can be heard, a dark change overcomes bey's face as she communicates in her native tongue. "What is it you wish masters?" rasps bey. "We have come to an agreement that you cannot dominate the charts and receive 8 grammys, it's too much". Beyoncé breaks the champagne glass that Julius had handed to her, black blood falls to the ground burning the carpet. "Why not? You promised me everything when I sacrificed those idiots who were sneaking around parkwood". Beyoncé growled into the phone. "We changed our minds at our master, Lucifer's request, our hands are tied in the matter". Beyoncé lowered her head in defeat, "What then shall I do to fulfill his wishes?" She took out a notepad and began scribbling as the terms were listed through the phone, pausing only once to snap a cross in annoyance. The conversation ended in a curt goodbye, Beyoncé stared at the list eyes filled with venom, the contract was strict.
-Singles were only allowed to be sent to urban
-Only one promo spot allowed out of the U.S.
-Her upcoming Grammy performance was to be lipped and half-assed in order to stall at #2
-A tour with her husband was required to sow satanic destruction across the U.S. and Paris
-And she would only receive her vanguard award if she complied to the terms above
Her lips curled in disgust at the prospect but she knew that Grammy night would be hers, and the sacrifice would be worth it. With a slithering motion she slipped out of her robe and walked into the bathroom to go back to graining on that wood graining graining on that wood.
This is obviously what's really going on this era and the only logical explanation
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Originally posted by Anvarie
It's December, bey is riding her surfboard when Julius knocks on the bathroom door she shouts "I'm busy!" Jay whispers "Yea Bey talk that ****". Julius insists it's very important, so she gets up and grabs the phone in her bathrobe leaving a distressed jay z alone in the bathtub. Over the phone the demonic warbling of the grammy committee can be heard, a dark change overcomes bey's face as she communicates in her native tongue. "What is it you wish masters?" rasps bey. "We have come to an agreement that you cannot dominate the charts and receive 8 grammys, it's too much". Beyoncé breaks the champagne glass that Julius had handed to her, black blood falls to the ground burning the carpet. "Why not? You promised me everything when I sacrificed those idiots who were sneaking around parkwood". Beyoncé growled into the phone. "We changed our minds at our master, Lucifer's request, our hands are tied in the matter". Beyoncé lowered her head in defeat, "What then shall I do to fulfill his wishes?" She took out a notepad and began scribbling as the terms were listed through the phone, pausing only once to snap a cross in annoyance. The conversation ended in a curt goodbye, Beyoncé stared at the list eyes filled with venom, the contract was strict.
-Singles were only allowed to be sent to urban
-Only one promo spot allowed out of the U.S.
-Her upcoming Grammy performance was to be lipped and half-assed in order to stall at #2
-A tour with her husband was required to sow satanic destruction across the U.S. and Paris
-And she would only receive her vanguard award if she complied to the terms above
Her lips curled in disgust at the prospect but she knew that Grammy night would be hers, and the sacrifice would be worth it. With a slithering motion she slipped out of her robe and walked into the bathroom to go back to graining on that wood graining graining on that wood.
This is obviously what's really going on this era and the only logical explanation
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  did you have a dream or is it pure fantasy?
ready for the 8 Grammy's tho 
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Anvarie, Lucifer is going to get you for planking his plan public.
It was nice knowing ya 
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 yall stop it. these kind of thing can become real real fast.
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Originally posted by Anvarie
It's December, bey is riding her surfboard when Julius knocks on the bathroom door she shouts "I'm busy!" Jay whispers "Yea Bey talk that ****". Julius insists it's very important, so she gets up and grabs the phone in her bathrobe leaving a distressed jay z alone in the bathtub. Over the phone the demonic warbling of the grammy committee can be heard, a dark change overcomes bey's face as she communicates in her native tongue. "What is it you wish masters?" rasps bey. "We have come to an agreement that you cannot dominate the charts and receive 8 grammys, it's too much". Beyoncé breaks the champagne glass that Julius had handed to her, black blood falls to the ground burning the carpet. "Why not? You promised me everything when I sacrificed those idiots who were sneaking around parkwood". Beyoncé growled into the phone. "We changed our minds at our master, Lucifer's request, our hands are tied in the matter". Beyoncé lowered her head in defeat, "What then shall I do to fulfill his wishes?" She took out a notepad and began scribbling as the terms were listed through the phone, pausing only once to snap a cross in annoyance. The conversation ended in a curt goodbye, Beyoncé stared at the list eyes filled with venom, the contract was strict.
-Singles were only allowed to be sent to urban
-Only one promo spot allowed out of the U.S.
-Her upcoming Grammy performance was to be lipped and half-assed in order to stall at #2
-A tour with her husband was required to sow satanic destruction across the U.S. and Paris
-And she would only receive her vanguard award if she complied to the terms above
Her lips curled in disgust at the prospect but she knew that Grammy night would be hers, and the sacrifice would be worth it. With a slithering motion she slipped out of her robe and walked into the bathroom to go back to graining on that wood graining graining on that wood.
This is obviously what's really going on this era and the only logical explanation
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I just lived AND died.
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I hate DIL.
That's the only album of hers that I have no copies of and I haven't listened in full since like 2010. 
I ran over the only copy I had of the song by "mistake"
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Originally posted by Anvarie
It's December, bey is riding her surfboard when Julius knocks on the bathroom door she shouts "I'm busy!" Jay whispers "Yea Bey talk that ****". Julius insists it's very important, so she gets up and grabs the phone in her bathrobe leaving a distressed jay z alone in the bathtub. Over the phone the demonic warbling of the grammy committee can be heard, a dark change overcomes bey's face as she communicates in her native tongue. "What is it you wish masters?" rasps bey. "We have come to an agreement that you cannot dominate the charts and receive 8 grammys, it's too much". Beyoncé breaks the champagne glass that Julius had handed to her, black blood falls to the ground burning the carpet. "Why not? You promised me everything when I sacrificed those idiots who were sneaking around parkwood". Beyoncé growled into the phone. "We changed our minds at our master, Lucifer's request, our hands are tied in the matter". Beyoncé lowered her head in defeat, "What then shall I do to fulfill his wishes?" She took out a notepad and began scribbling as the terms were listed through the phone, pausing only once to snap a cross in annoyance. The conversation ended in a curt goodbye, Beyoncé stared at the list eyes filled with venom, the contract was strict.
-Singles were only allowed to be sent to urban
-Only one promo spot allowed out of the U.S.
-Her upcoming Grammy performance was to be lipped and half-assed in order to stall at #2
-A tour with her husband was required to sow satanic destruction across the U.S. and Paris
-And she would only receive her vanguard award if she complied to the terms above
Her lips curled in disgust at the prospect but she knew that Grammy night would be hers, and the sacrifice would be worth it. With a slithering motion she slipped out of her robe and walked into the bathroom to go back to graining on that wood graining graining on that wood.
This is obviously what's really going on this era and the only logical explanation
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still waiting for Beyoncé's THRILLER era tho  say I'm delusional but it will happen.
I want her "WANNA BE STARTIN SOMETHING" bop.
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So bored at work. Thinking about playing Minorities in Paris over the loud speaker to start some controversy.
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You wouldn't be bored if you actually worked..you're probably in the bathroom eating cheese puffs watching the time go by 
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I didnt know where to share my opinion so i write here 
OTR is AMAZING.The effects and so good.Especially the lights.The interludes are one of the best ones i have ever seen.
The way Beyonce enters every performance is gorgeous.The choreography is a killer and her vocals are amazing(Why Dont You Love Me especially)
The way she changed the songs is just mind blowing for me.The Flawless part was great.
The part that got me the most is On to the Next One,Clique,Diva,Baby Boy.Especially Clique-Diva.The mash up was so good and Bey was looking amazing.
I got most excited for the RTW performance 
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still waiting for Beyoncé's THRILLER era tho say I'm delusional but it will happen.
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Bey is never going to allow herself be that big. That's the truth.
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So bored at work. Thinking about playing Minorities in Paris over the loud speaker to start some controversy.
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You work at the cafeteria?
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You have no idea how much the French media (especially internet) is speaking about the Royal Couple!!
There was a lot of talking about them before the show and after the game..
Even on a show they laughed of how media (TV) spoke about them and how an anchor didn't even know who jay z was.. and one thought it was jay Z and Rihanna!!
Nicholas sarkozy said: "Je ne comprends pas les chanteuses qui se mettent nues sur scène. Moi, je la préfère habillée Beyoncé": " I don't understand female singers that gets naked while performing. I prefer Beyoncé with her clothes on". BTW Beyoncé didn't seem talking to him as jay z did on the pictures...
http://www.closermag.fr/people/peopl...septembre-2014
They are searching for a house in Paris..
I think she can get inspired by living there for her new "album"!
But I don't want them to be just the,new talk of the town.. The new it couple that everybody talks about .. Yes one TV presenter said about them " the most famous couple on the world" But I thought they were the most powerful on music only anyway.. I don't want them to be the new attraction that everybody talks about without caring about their music.
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Originally posted by Anvarie
It's December, bey is riding her surfboard when Julius knocks on the bathroom door she shouts "I'm busy!" Jay whispers "Yea Bey talk that ****". Julius insists it's very important, so she gets up and grabs the phone in her bathrobe leaving a distressed jay z alone in the bathtub. Over the phone the demonic warbling of the grammy committee can be heard, a dark change overcomes bey's face as she communicates in her native tongue. "What is it you wish masters?" rasps bey. "We have come to an agreement that you cannot dominate the charts and receive 8 grammys, it's too much". Beyoncé breaks the champagne glass that Julius had handed to her, black blood falls to the ground burning the carpet. "Why not? You promised me everything when I sacrificed those idiots who were sneaking around parkwood". Beyoncé growled into the phone. "We changed our minds at our master, Lucifer's request, our hands are tied in the matter". Beyoncé lowered her head in defeat, "What then shall I do to fulfill his wishes?" She took out a notepad and began scribbling as the terms were listed through the phone, pausing only once to snap a cross in annoyance. The conversation ended in a curt goodbye, Beyoncé stared at the list eyes filled with venom, the contract was strict.
-Singles were only allowed to be sent to urban
-Only one promo spot allowed out of the U.S.
-Her upcoming Grammy performance was to be lipped and half-assed in order to stall at #2
-A tour with her husband was required to sow satanic destruction across the U.S. and Paris
-And she would only receive her vanguard award if she complied to the terms above
Her lips curled in disgust at the prospect but she knew that Grammy night would be hers, and the sacrifice would be worth it. With a slithering motion she slipped out of her robe and walked into the bathroom to go back to graining on that wood graining graining on that wood.
This is obviously what's really going on this era and the only logical explanation
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LMFAO!
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Originally posted by Surfboardt
Bey is never going to allow herself be that big. That's the truth.
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She doesnt wanna have huge commercial success like or bigger than I am Era!!
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Originally posted by Harmonic Dreamer
I hate DIL.
That's the only album of hers that I have no copies of and I haven't listened in full since like 2010.
I ran over the only copy I had of the song by "mistake"
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It's amazing how an album full of her greatest singles of all time could be filled with so many lackluster mediocre fillers. Glad to see her RnB game step up with DC Fulfilled.
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