VIRGAYSHA STRIKES AGAIN!
To celebrate the success of Adele's "Hello", I would like to share my parody of the song. We are all going to Hell anyway so this song is called Hell-o.
Hell-o, it's V
I was wondering if after all these years you’d like swipe right
To load over everything
They say that stick’s supposed to heal ya
But I ain’t done much healing
Hell-o, can you feel me
I'm in San Francisco dreaming about the penises I'd like to eat
When we were horny and free
I’ve forgotten how it felt before you unzipped your jeans
There’s such a difference between us
And a million guys
Hell-o from the virgin side
I must have came a thousand times
To tell you I’m horny for everything that you’ve done
But when I chat you never seem to be alone
Hell-o from the anal side
At least I can say that I’ve tried
To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your balls
But it don’t matter it clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore
Hell-o, how are you
It’s so typical of me to touch myself I’m sorry
I hope that you’re well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nobody ever mounted
Its no secret that the both of us
Are running out of sperm
Hell-o from the virgin side
I must have came a thousand times
To tell you I’m horny for everything that you’ve done
But when I chat you never seem to be alone
Hell-o from the anal side
At least I can say that I’ve tried
To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your balls
But it don’t matter it clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore
(Ass Ass Ass Ass
Hoes Hoes Hoes Hoes x4)
Hell-o from the virgin side
I must have came a thousand times
To tell you I’m horny for everything that you’ve done
But when I chat you never seem to be alone
Hell-o from the anal side
At least I can say that I’ve tried
To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your balls
But it don’t matter it clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore