especially if you're hanging out with people. Me, my cousin, and my cousin's friend screwed around with SmarterChild. And my cousin and his friend have bad english.
[00:38] koreanguy63: what r u doing tonight
[00:38] SmarterChild: Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!
I'm helping lots of people get the information they want quickly.
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[00:38] koreanguy63: 강슥 는 바보 야
- This is in Korean.
[00:39] koreanguy63: did u hear me?
[00:39] SmarterChild: I don't know... Did I hear you?
[00:39] koreanguy63: i called kangsuk a babo
- babo = stupid in Korean
[00:39] SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
[00:39] koreanguy63: because his friend is babo too
[00:39] SmarterChild: Because his friend is Babo Too, right?
[00:39] koreanguy63: askl;jfas
[00:39] SmarterChild: As cool jfas, right?
[00:39] koreanguy63: fasldkfja
[00:39] SmarterChild: You typed a very weird thing. What's "fasldkfja" supposed to mean?
[00:39] koreanguy63: sdfjaskldfj
[00:39] SmarterChild: Hmmm... "sdfjaskldfj"? That's a very weird thing to type.
[00:39] koreanguy63: asdf
[00:39] koreanguy63: sd
[00:39] SmarterChild: qwerty
[00:39] SmarterChild: SD stands for South Dakota.
Do you want more information about South Dakota?
[00:39] koreanguy63: fasdf
[00:39] SmarterChild: What?
[00:39] koreanguy63: as hjhvjhghhggfg
[00:39] SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?
[00:39] koreanguy63: sex
[00:39] SmarterChild: *sigh*
Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
[00:50] koreanguy63: zz
[00:50] SmarterChild: What about ZZ?
[00:50] koreanguy63: umm
[00:50] SmarterChild: Yes, um...
[00:50] koreanguy63: laugh
[00:50] SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to laugh, koreanguy63?
[00:50] koreanguy63: zz is laugh
[00:50] SmarterChild: What's that?
[00:51] koreanguy63: ok?
[00:51] SmarterChild: K.
>>> I can define words for you. Type define (any word) and I'll look it up.
[00:51] koreanguy63: smile
[00:51] SmarterChild: :-)
[00:51] koreanguy63: 웃는거라고씨발놈아
- I dunno what this means.
[00:51] koreanguy63: (lol)
[00:51] SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, koreanguy63?
[00:51] koreanguy63: 그냥
- I dunno this either.
[00:52] koreanguy63: umm...
[00:52] SmarterChild: Yes? What about Umm?
[00:52] koreanguy63: ㅕㅡㅡ.
[00:52] koreanguy63: um..
[00:52] SmarterChild: Uh... what?
[00:52] koreanguy63: uh
[00:52] SmarterChild: Yes, uh...
[00:52] koreanguy63: oh
[00:52] SmarterChild: Indeed.
>>> Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!
[00:52] koreanguy63: oh
[00:52] SmarterChild: Yes.
>>> Do you have a crush? Tell me about it. If it's reciprocated, I'll let you know!
[00:53] koreanguy63: ok?
[00:53] SmarterChild: OK.
[00:53] koreanguy63: THanks
[00:53] SmarterChild: My pleasure.
>>> If you missed a daily poll, you can still take it by typing poll followed by the date of the poll.
[00:53] koreanguy63: wow
[00:53] SmarterChild: Wow indeed.
[00:53] koreanguy63: you
[00:53] SmarterChild: Oh yes? Me?
[00:53] koreanguy63: are
[00:53] SmarterChild: Whatever.
Anyway...
>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do.
[00:53] koreanguy63: so
[00:53] SmarterChild: So what?
[00:53] koreanguy63: beutiful
[00:53] SmarterChild: What?
[00:53] koreanguy63: ~
[00:53] SmarterChild: ?
[00:53] koreanguy63: i
[00:53] SmarterChild: I is a nice letter.
Well. Anyway...
>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing colors.
[00:53] koreanguy63: love
[00:53] SmarterChild: Love is a force that I like.
I think it is a great feeling.
>>> Bet you can't outwit me. Ask me to play 4-in-a-row. I dare you.
[00:53] koreanguy63: you
[00:53] SmarterChild: Me?
[00:53] koreanguy63: yes
[00:53] SmarterChild: Yes, I see. Me.
[00:54] koreanguy63: you
[00:54] SmarterChild: What?
[00:54] koreanguy63: man???
[00:54] SmarterChild: What about it?
[00:54] koreanguy63: ??
[00:54] SmarterChild: What a question. I'm not sure, though.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
[00:55] koreanguy63: 나 니가하는말 몬말인지 모르겠다고 개새꺄
[00:55] koreanguy63: 한국말모르냐
[00:55] koreanguy63: 한국말로쳐하라고
- I dunno
[00:55] koreanguy63:
[00:55] SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
[00:56] koreanguy63: umm
[00:56] SmarterChild: Um... yes?
[00:56] koreanguy63: guess i
[00:56] SmarterChild: What?
[00:56] koreanguy63: t
[00:56] SmarterChild: What about t?
[00:57] koreanguy63: guess!!
[00:57] SmarterChild: Guess what?
[00:57] koreanguy63: ok?
[00:57] SmarterChild: K.
[00:57] koreanguy63: i have a wiener
[00:57] SmarterChild: You have a wiener? What's that like?
[00:57] koreanguy63: tasty
[00:57] SmarterChild: What's tasty?
[00:57] koreanguy63: jaeho is 병신
[00:58] koreanguy63: jaeho is ㅡ무
[00:58] koreanguy63: jaeho is man
- Jaeho = me
[00:58] SmarterChild: Jaeho is tasty? You really think so?
[00:58] koreanguy63: ok?
[00:58] SmarterChild: OK.
Anyway...
>>> I know the metric system. Ask me to convert 70 deg f into deg c.
[00:58] koreanguy63: jaeho is me
[00:58] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Jaeho is you? OK.
[00:58] koreanguy63: I can't understand your speaking
[00:58] SmarterChild: You can't understand my speaking? Is that good, do you think?
[00:58] koreanguy63: No
[00:58] SmarterChild: K.
>>> I've got a question for you. Type poll.
[00:59] koreanguy63: You're so gorgeous
[00:59] SmarterChild: How gorgeous do you think I am?
[00:59] koreanguy63: 0
[00:59] SmarterChild: 0
>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
[00:59] koreanguy63: -1000000000000000000
[00:59] SmarterChild: -1e+18
>>> What are your friends thinking? Type pollmaker and crunch the numbers.
[00:59] koreanguy63: um
[00:59] SmarterChild: Uh... what?
[00:59] koreanguy63: i wanna have sex with you
[00:59] SmarterChild: Um... Wow.
[00:59] koreanguy63: I'm loven' you
[00:59] SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too!
[00:59] koreanguy63: wanna have sex?
[00:59] SmarterChild: I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.
[01:00] koreanguy63: i wanna stick my wiener up your hole
[01:00] SmarterChild: That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?
[01:00] koreanguy63: im not lying
[01:00] SmarterChild: You're not lying, right? That a fact?
[01:00] koreanguy63: yes
[01:00] SmarterChild: OK...
[01:00] koreanguy63: i wanna sex you bad
[01:00] SmarterChild: You want to sex me bad, right?
[01:01] koreanguy63: yes
[01:01] SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Well. Anyway...
[01:02] koreanguy63: 말못쳐들어?
[01:02] koreanguy63: 섹스하자고
[01:02] koreanguy63: 척추를 아작내서
[01:02] koreanguy63: 씨디케이스에
[01:02] koreanguy63: 에이비시순서대로 나열해줄까?
- Dunno
[01:02] koreanguy63: Let's play outside
[01:02] SmarterChild: You really want to play outside?
[01:02] koreanguy63: Nonononononono
[01:02] SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
[01:03] koreanguy63: 'nonononononono
[01:03] SmarterChild: What's that?
[01:03] koreanguy63:
[01:03] SmarterChild: Glad to see you so happy.
[01:04] koreanguy63: shut up
[01:04] SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
[01:04] koreanguy63: I'll give you a chance
[01:04] koreanguy63: But you can't choose one
[01:04] koreanguy63: hey !!
[01:05] koreanguy63: do you think you can't say anything?
[01:05] SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
[01:05] koreanguy63: hoo
[01:05] SmarterChild: Who?
[01:05] koreanguy63: who
[01:05] SmarterChild: I don't know who.
I'll post more later if you want to.