I'm bored and won't update for a day or two after this so I'll post my worst albums list
Teedra Moses - Congac & Conversation
This is a sad entry. Teedra's debut album
Complex Simplicity is an 00s contemporary R&B classic, with production from Raphael Saadiq (the genius behind Tony! Toni! Toné! aka 2nd best R&B group of the 90s) The vocal arrangements, the songwriting & the production for her debut are AMAZING. WTF HAPPENED? Ugh... The follow up to that near perfect album is... This? This cheap try hard mess sounds like she was REALLY desperate. A Rick Ross feature (it's 2015, stop), boring production, and the same over-processed vocals we hear elsewhere. What a let down. She got rid of everything that made everyone love her in the first place. I was legit mad irl listening to this.
Young Thug - Barter 6
Okay so I LOVE Thugger, but I can't get with this album. I like about 3 songs, the rest are zzz. Thug was trying to be the best rapper alive in 2014 (he was the best rapper that year tbfh) but he has declined a bit BUT still delivers some songs I really like so I can't despise him forever. Take time with a project next time Thug.
Death Cab For Cutie - Kintsugi
Death Cab fell the **** off. This is garbage. I can't even defend it and I love Death Cab.
Transatlanticism is a near masterpiece and I can't believe this is the same band, wtf. Ben Gibbard forgot how to write a song? Ben Gibbard one of the best songwriters of the 00s forgot what a melody was or coherent lyrics.
The lyrics of these tracks sound like a scrapbook of generic Tumblr quotes
And the production is awful. Whoever his new girlfriend is, can you break his heart or smth so we can get a good album (I know how horrible that sounds but...).
Beach House - Depression Cherry
I didn't know whether to include this or Thank Your Lucky Stars cause both kinda suck so I did Eeny, meeny, miny, moe and this won (or lost) yet again this is the same sleepcore stuff from Beach House as usual. Teen Dream has some cute songs I guess and Bloom isn't that bad but for the most part they're terribly overrated. What I will say that isn't so harsh, is that Sparks is REALLY good. If the album was like that I would've enjoyed it a lot more.
Tobias Jesso Jr. - Goon
When you copy and paste every worn out indie rock trope what do you get? Tobias' Goon. This sucks. All the songs suck. It's just bad. The critical acclaim it's getting makes zero sense to me. I fell asleep halfway through and had to use willpower to get through the album the second time I listened. Who even allowed this to get mixed and mastered.