''As you know I own thousands of people. And here is one of my human centerpieces ''Dr.Phill!!!!''
"Thankyou Oprah for creating the Dr.Phil show, for without it I would truly be somewhere in Texas, sitting in a trailer, drinking excessively, touching my private parts, while watching Mexican soap operas"
"Thankyou Oprah for creating the Dr.Phil show, for without it I would truly be somewhere in Texas, sitting in a trailer, drinking excessively, touching my private parts, while watching Mexican soap operas"
Oprah: "The other day I was fiddling out how much I make, and its comes out to about a million dollars every 3 seconds." The Man: That would be impressive even if you werent a black woman.