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Originally posted by Can't_M!ss_This
I should have filmed my coming out.
The scene: Dinner
Mom: "So Rebecca tells me you've been hanging around a gay kid"
Me: "Stephen? I haven't asked him about it. He's just cool"
Mom: "Yeah well just be careful. People talk"
Dad: "Jesus Christ. You're gay. I've seen the crap on your computer."
Mom: "We weren't going to say anything honey"
Dad: "You brought it up Chrissy. It hasn't didn't help his case that when he was 4 he was always going at my dick"
Me: "I'm going upstairs now uh thanks"
Dad: "Now that we're all open about this crap we can hear the bed squeak every damn time"
Mom: "JFC shut up Don. I can't believe you're saying this"
Dad: "Says the woman who wants sex when her son starts masturbating so he can't hear us"
What followed was mostly cussing and yelling.
To this day I can't do it in a bed. I have to be on a floor
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Omg. I think you might have some of the best posts on this entire site. This isn't the first time you've had me screaming lately.