Dear future M André
this is for the first of August 2015. I hope you have passed all your finals with good grades and that you have stopped visiting those bathrooms. Also I hope you have some muscles now and have stopped being a twink.
This text is from me on 29th of December 2014 and for you to read on 1st of February 2015.
If you're still single and going to be lonely again for Valentine's day, feel like crap because it's your fault for being to ****ing shy and lazy to socialize with the open world that awaits for you.
If you haven't got a job or even been to at least 2 job interviews, feel like crap because you're too ****ing shy and insecure, man the **** up.
If you're still shy, feel like crap because you're a ****ing pain in the ass.
Dear future Truth Teller, you've been given almost a whole year to figure out what you want to do with your life and if law school suits you or not after all. I hope you used this time properly.
This text is for Feb 14th, 2015, I hope you managed to get your crush back and start dating again, also lots of fun with him and make things work this time around
This letter is to be sent to you on the 25th of May 2015. I'm letting you know to not to give up on that hottie you're currently talking to because you both will end up together forever. Also, STOP spending so much money bitch. How do you expect to get over seas? With what? An empty wallet? Get real hoe. Get yourself in order. Also, I hope you're not friends with those bitches Grace and Anikka, you know better then to talk to peasants.
Did u got ur **** together? Hope u didnt break down. Theres more to life than that certain failure. Hope u learned from that and learn to never commit the same damn mistake. Take care and stay positive!
Sent: 12/29/14 11:27PM
Must be read on 1/05/2015 @ 4:15PM
this is for may 2015
dear alimonster :
hopefully u survived the semester and u got back to saudi arabia
and ur university is in Indiana and u will start in the fall
and ur special person is still around
You're (hopefully) done with college right now. Have you moved to London yet? If not what the **** are you waiting for? Go and make our dream come true. I expect to see you on a magazine cover by 2019/2020. Good luck.
Thank you 
