"Yall should do something with your life"
So should you ! Meltdowns for someone that doesn't even know you exist is even more pathetic.
"She's gonna return with a punch"
We said the same before ARTPOP.
"Ear rings every night"
The joke was funny the first time it got used, in 2013.
"Close every Beyoncé single"
Stay on topic, Beyoncé still sold more albums and grossed more.
"She's not affected"
Hence why she's been meltdowning constantly ever since Applause got released.
"Generic chanteuse opening week"
That same "generic chanteuse" didn't leave the WW charts 2 months after the release. She's still charting on media traffic and Billboard Hot100 and album charts, where's Artpop ?