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Discussion: Worst date you've ever been on?
Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Well mine wasn't as bad as you guys, but it was really awkward. I don't know if I should consider this a date or not since it was set up, but me and my friend with benefit were planning to go and have lunch and see a movie. She tells me when we leave that these two other people are coming and they're a couple but I didn't know. They told us there. So, we continue to go and it's really awkward cuz the girl I was with wanted us to copy what they were doing but I didn't feel like that towards her. So the entire "double-date" was awkward and the worst part was I didn't even know her friends that were there.
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Member Since: 8/1/2012
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Real story: I went to the zoo with my date and we got to the monkey area where those creatures walk around freely. All of a sudden one jumps on my head and it was all fun and stuff.. Then eventually its claws got stuck in my hair. I was screaming cuz that animal was literally snatching my wig. My date was like omg I'm scared to touch it, wht should I do? I had tears in my eyes cuz that thing didn't let go and it hurted like HELL. It was soo awkward with 20+ ppl staring at us. This fat chinese tourist kid decided to take pictures I was so angry... Eventually this employee freed me and I looked like I was just gang banged by 14 gorillas. Hair was a mess, scratches in my face and tears in my eyes. The zoo gave me back the money I paid for the tix hoping I wouldn't sue them. It was such a mess
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Loving this thread
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
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I've never had a bad date before.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by RomanNavy
Real story: I went to the zoo with my date and we got to the monkey area where those creatures walk around freely. All of a sudden one jumps on my head and it was all fun and stuff.. Then eventually its claws got stuck in my hair. I was screaming cuz that animal was literally snatching my wig. My date was like omg I'm scared to touch it, wht should I do? I had tears in my eyes cuz that thing didn't let go and it hurted like HELL. It was soo awkward with 20+ ppl staring at us. This fat chinese tourist kid decided to take pictures I was so angry... Eventually this employee freed me and I looked like I was just gang banged by 14 gorillas. Hair was a mess, scratches in my face and tears in my eyes. The zoo gave me back the money I paid for the tix hoping I wouldn't sue them. It was such a mess
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That's horrible, but I kii'd at this.
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Member Since: 6/15/2011
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Originally posted by RomanNavy
Real story: I went to the zoo with my date and we got to the monkey area where those creatures walk around freely. All of a sudden one jumps on my head and it was all fun and stuff.. Then eventually its claws got stuck in my hair. I was screaming cuz that animal was literally snatching my wig. My date was like omg I'm scared to touch it, wht should I do? I had tears in my eyes cuz that thing didn't let go and it hurted like HELL. It was soo awkward with 20+ ppl staring at us. This fat chinese tourist kid decided to take pictures I was so angry... Eventually this employee freed me and I looked like I was just gang banged by 14 gorillas. Hair was a mess, scratches in my face and tears in my eyes. The zoo gave me back the money I paid for the tix hoping I wouldn't sue them. It was such a mess
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I DIED A MILLION TIMES READING THIS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Member Since: 8/31/2013
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The worst date I've ever been on was a couple years ago. I read online that there was gonna be a screening of Food Inc. hosted by Terri Nunn (the singer of Berlin) so I freaked out and asked this guy I was talking to if he wanted to go on a date. I was so excited to see a movie screening hosted by one of my favorite singers on a date with a (at the time) cute guy! When we arrived, we realized that the event was being hosted at her daughter's elementary school to teach parents about feeding their kids healthy food. It was SO awkward because we were two 19 year old gay guys holding hands in a room full of parents and kids in Agoura Hills needless to say that was our last date lol
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Member Since: 7/15/2012
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Originally posted by RomanNavy
Real story: I went to the zoo with my date and we got to the monkey area where those creatures walk around freely. All of a sudden one jumps on my head and it was all fun and stuff.. Then eventually its claws got stuck in my hair. I was screaming cuz that animal was literally snatching my wig. My date was like omg I'm scared to touch it, wht should I do? I had tears in my eyes cuz that thing didn't let go and it hurted like HELL. It was soo awkward with 20+ ppl staring at us. This fat chinese tourist kid decided to take pictures I was so angry... Eventually this employee freed me and I looked like I was just gang banged by 14 gorillas. Hair was a mess, scratches in my face and tears in my eyes. The zoo gave me back the money I paid for the tix hoping I wouldn't sue them. It was such a mess
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Member Since: 9/22/2011
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Originally posted by RomanNavy
Real story: I went to the zoo with my date and we got to the monkey area where those creatures walk around freely. All of a sudden one jumps on my head and it was all fun and stuff.. Then eventually its claws got stuck in my hair. I was screaming cuz that animal was literally snatching my wig. My date was like omg I'm scared to touch it, wht should I do? I had tears in my eyes cuz that thing didn't let go and it hurted like HELL. It was soo awkward with 20+ ppl staring at us. This fat chinese tourist kid decided to take pictures I was so angry... Eventually this employee freed me and I looked like I was just gang banged by 14 gorillas. Hair was a mess, scratches in my face and tears in my eyes. The zoo gave me back the money I paid for the tix hoping I wouldn't sue them. It was such a mess
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Member Since: 9/27/2011
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So I started talking to this guy on grindr and I had a girlfriend at the time... I didn't want to do anything with him but I was just experimenting. So I told my girlfriend it was sick one night so I could go out and talk with this guy. I picked him up and he was talking to me super nice and asked why I have a girlfriend but want to talk to guys. He then got this creepy a$$ look in his eyes and said "I can change your mind about having a girlfriend" and next thing I know his hand was in my pants!!! I freaked out, slammed on the breaks and the car behind me hit me... So I pulled over and got out of my car to talk to the person who just hit me, and I literally peed myself a little because at that moment I realized that it was my girlfriends car and that she was following me!!!!! It... was... a... shlt show! She started screaming asking who I was with, why I slammed my breaks, and I didn't have an answer. My "date" or whatever called the police, I cried, my girlfriend broke up with me, and then I kicked that guy out of my car and made him walk home, and then I drove home with my bumper dragging on the ground... I was young and stupid, even though that was just last summer
I have a few other bad dates but that one still haunts me...
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Member Since: 6/14/2009
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Originally posted by PurrKaty
So I started talking to this guy on grindr and I had a girlfriend at the time... I didn't want to do anything with him but I was just experimenting. So I told my girlfriend it was sick one night so I could go out and talk with this guy. I picked him up and he was talking to me super nice and asked why I have a girlfriend but want to talk to guys. He then got this creepy a$$ look in his eyes and said "I can change your mind about having a girlfriend" and next thing I know his hand was in my pants!!! I freaked out, slammed on the breaks and the car behind me hit me... So I pulled over and got out of my car to talk to the person who just hit me, and I literally peed myself a little because at that moment I realized that it was my girlfriends car and that she was following me!!!!! It... was... a... shlt show! She started screaming asking who I was with, why I slammed my breaks, and I didn't have an answer. My "date" or whatever called the police, I cried, my girlfriend broke up with me, and then I kicked that guy out of my car and made him walk home, and then I drove home with my bumper dragging on the ground... I was young and stupid, even though that was just last summer
I have a few other bad dates but that one still haunts me...
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This f*cking takes the cake I mean
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Originally posted by ManDown
I've had many, but my worst was in February. I met this guy on a dating site, we talked for a couple of days through messages and texts, and then he started getting really creepy. He basically threatened to come to my job if I didn't agree to go on a date with him, but in a less threatening way. I didn't like him, but I agreed to do it. He picked me up pretty late and we were supposed to see a movie. We get about halfway to the theater, and he pulls over and says he can't make it all the way to the theater because "the roads are bad". It hadn't snowed in a week, and there was no snow on the ground. So we're in a parking lot, coincidentally next to my work, and we talked for a little bit. Then, out of the blue, he says that he wants to show me his underwear. I ignore it, and he keeps saying it. Finally I get annoyed and say, "Just do it then". He pulls his pants down and starts masturbating as I'm talking about my taste in music. It was so awkward. I'll spare the rest of the story, but I ended up making him take me home and I blocked his number.
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I'm sorry but.....................
WAIT...
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Originally posted by RomanNavy
Real story: I went to the zoo with my date and we got to the monkey area where those creatures walk around freely. All of a sudden one jumps on my head and it was all fun and stuff.. Then eventually its claws got stuck in my hair. I was screaming cuz that animal was literally snatching my wig. My date was like omg I'm scared to touch it, wht should I do? I had tears in my eyes cuz that thing didn't let go and it hurted like HELL. It was soo awkward with 20+ ppl staring at us. This fat chinese tourist kid decided to take pictures I was so angry... Eventually this employee freed me and I looked like I was just gang banged by 14 gorillas. Hair was a mess, scratches in my face and tears in my eyes. The zoo gave me back the money I paid for the tix hoping I wouldn't sue them. It was such a mess
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by RomanNavy
Real story: I went to the zoo with my date and we got to the monkey area where those creatures walk around freely. All of a sudden one jumps on my head and it was all fun and stuff.. Then eventually its claws got stuck in my hair. I was screaming cuz that animal was literally snatching my wig. My date was like omg I'm scared to touch it, wht should I do? I had tears in my eyes cuz that thing didn't let go and it hurted like HELL. It was soo awkward with 20+ ppl staring at us. This fat chinese tourist kid decided to take pictures I was so angry... Eventually this employee freed me and I looked like I was just gang banged by 14 gorillas. Hair was a mess, scratches in my face and tears in my eyes. The zoo gave me back the money I paid for the tix hoping I wouldn't sue them. It was such a mess
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JSJAJBSBDKA;:;+2+@+AKAJAJ I CRIED AFTER EACH SENTENCE OMGG THIS GAVE NE LIFE
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Member Since: 9/27/2011
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Everyone else's stories make me happy that I'm not that only one with a bad date
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by PurrKaty
So I started talking to this guy on grindr and I had a girlfriend at the time... I didn't want to do anything with him but I was just experimenting. So I told my girlfriend it was sick one night so I could go out and talk with this guy. I picked him up and he was talking to me super nice and asked why I have a girlfriend but want to talk to guys. He then got this creepy a$$ look in his eyes and said "I can change your mind about having a girlfriend" and next thing I know his hand was in my pants!!! I freaked out, slammed on the breaks and the car behind me hit me... So I pulled over and got out of my car to talk to the person who just hit me, and I literally peed myself a little because at that moment I realized that it was my girlfriends car and that she was following me!!!!! It... was... a... shlt show! She started screaming asking who I was with, why I slammed my breaks, and I didn't have an answer. My "date" or whatever called the police, I cried, my girlfriend broke up with me, and then I kicked that guy out of my car and made him walk home, and then I drove home with my bumper dragging on the ground... I was young and stupid, even though that was just last summer
I have a few other bad dates but that one still haunts me...
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How did you not kill yourself after this?
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Member Since: 9/27/2011
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Originally posted by Citrus
How did you not kill yourself after this?
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Trust me I was a wreck! Thank god it was summer and my girlfriend lived like 25 minutes away and she went to a different school and wasn't too fond of my friends so I completely shut her out of my life so she wouldn't expose me! But I think I was locked in my room sitting on ATRL watching Wide Awake's every move on Kworb.net for 2 weeks straight
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by PurrKaty
Trust me I was a wreck! Thank god it was summer and my girlfriend lived like 25 minutes away and she went to a different school and wasn't too fond of my friends so I completely shut her out of my life so she wouldn't expose me! But I think I was locked in my room sitting on ATRL watching Wide Awake's every move on Kworb.net for 2 weeks straight
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Thank goodness you aren't a monster
Sorry you had to deal with that capital M-Mess.
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Member Since: 11/27/2008
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I've only been on one "date" but it wasn't exactly perfect.
I met this guy through one of my Craigslist ads. I had posted one because I was originally supposed to get my braces off July 19th (but it got pushed back to August 23rd). While I got a few replies from some dudes, one of them was from a cute guy who had no problem with me being overweight/chubby. This guy happened to be a skinny dude, so of course I went for it because this doesn't happen to me often.
We talked on Skype, and he offered to go get Frozen Yogurt with me that evening and I was so excited. He also offered to kiss and makeout. So I lied to my Mom about going out with friends and he picked me up in his Green Van. We went to go to the mall for Frozen Yogurt, but for me it was awkward because I've never been out with another guy before, especially in a date like sense. Plus, I was/still am really popular with the high school crowd at 19 because I still have the Junior and Senior classes that I knew as Freshman and Sophomores from three different schools. So the chances or running into one of them while on this date would have been weird, because the guy was 26.
On top of that, it turns out he lived in Austria for awhile so he had a weird funky accent. So all of our Skype conversations got tainted with his accent. The "We can go out for frozen yogurt and kiss" line from our convo makes me cringe just thinking of how he would say it with his accent And I also learned that he smoked and I don't kiss smokers.
And we didn't really do anything other than talk and eat the frozen yogurt. And he was so damn worried that I would develop feelings for him but I wasn't going to so I couldn't even do **** with him in the van. He was also driving his roommates van and it had a dirty ass table in the seat because he had spent the day helping his sister move out of the damn city. So we couldn't even get down in the back seat. He let me feel his body though.
But at least I got to be on a date for once.
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Member Since: 8/4/2009
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I was dating this girl that DIDN'T LET ME BUY HER ANYTHING.
I don't know, I was so pissed, it's like she tried to humiliate me or something.
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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OMG one of my first dates, he was so cute but we didn't connect, so in our first and last date ( ) it was all really cool for at least half an hour but we ran out of conversation and we spent an hour barely talking
Then there was this guy, a year ago, who smelt kinda weird, just like horse ****
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