[Auburn]

Katy Perry ‏@katyperry 16 Sep
Yo ass betta bust me picturez of pussssies while I wait pleaaaaase, it make me feel better.

dehgotjgpoerg';,g;lla'dwpetnekrm ;k mhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[ManDown]

I hate. Yo ass so much n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.

Not it mangling "I hate you so much right now".

[Get $leazy]

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?se...le+Dis+Shiznit

[FudgeRainbow]

Rihanna ‏@rihanna 11h
Gave tha immigration mutha****a mah passhiznit n' dat schmoooove mutha****a handed mah crazy ass dis up in return without a word hommie! Lol #thailand http://instagram.com/p/ejZ8ZVhM8h/

Goodbye

[Harly]

Originally posted by Nasiir15

The fact that I can understand this

[BLaCKPoWeR]

[2stupid4you]

omg help

**** you For Da BTW Ball Gaga @ladygaga

instead of thank you

[Penk]

The ghetto version of songs are hilarious too!

At tha same time I wanna gangbang you, I wanna wrap mah handz round yo' neck.
Yo ass be a ******* but I gots a straight-up boner fo' you, n' you make me so mad I ask mah dirty ass
Why I be still here, or where could I go, biatch? Yo ass is tha only ludd I've eva known yo, but I don't give a **** bout you, I straight-up don't give a **** bout you, so much I be thinkin it must be...

True ludd legit love
It must be legit love
Nothang else can break mah ass like legit love
True love, it must be legit love
No one else can break mah ass like yo thugged-out ass

[Sakamoto]

Someone Use this on the lyrics tweeted by Gags

[Nasty Nas]

Originally posted by Beyond Say

Beyoncé Knowlez ‏@Beyonce 15 Aug 12
Yo mutha****a, its Beyonce'.
Ghetto Humanitarian dizzle is 4 minutes away!
August 19th. What will yo' act of kindnizz be, biatch? #IWASHERE #WHD2012

[Big Smoke]

#StandWithWomen ta support dem hoes's health, economic securitizzle n' leadershizzle opportunities. Put ya mutha****in choppers up if ya feel dis!

[NLX]

So this is how you speak poor.

[Dom]

Whitney Spears ‏@britneyspears 13h
Vegas mutha****a! Introducin mah hoe @MileyCyrus at #iHeartRadio up in a gangbangin' few... she ready, is y'all?

[ConnorSaysHi]

Tay-Tay Swizzle
@taylorswift13

Nuff props ta @HunterHayes fo' rollin mah playas CRAZY wit 'I want crazy'!! Da crowd went INSANE fo' his ass n' I loved every last mutha****in minute. #redtour

[BobBertran1992]

Adam Levine controversial tweet

Ugh..recyclin oldschool art fo' a younger generation don't make you a artist. Well shiiiit, it make you a art mackdaddy.

[ManDown]

To mah home hoes here wit tha big-ass butt
Shakin it like we at a strip club
Remember only Dogg can judge ya
Forget tha hatas cause some mutha****a loves ya
And mah playas up in line up in tha bathroom
Tryin ta git a line up in tha bathroom
We all so turned up here
Gettin turned up, yeah, yeah

It couldn't change it very much.

[Nasty Nas]

Va Va Voom

Just kicked it wit a funky-ass boy, just kicked it wit a funky-ass pimp when
Dude could come inside of mah play pen
'cause his thugged-out lil' punk-ass be lookin like a superstar up in tha making
So I be thinkin dat I be goin up in fo' tha taking
Hear all up in tha grape vine dat his schmoooove ass caking
W-w-we could blast a p0rno, his schmove ass could do tha taping
B-b-boom boom pow, dis thang be bobbin
I ain't even tryna smoke up whoz ass da ruffneck dating
cause I know he gots a hoe at home
But I need just one night alone
if he keep playin dem lil games
Imma run away aye, Imma run away aye aye

(Chorus)
Ah ah I wanna give yo thugged-out ass
One last option
Ah ah I wanna give yo thugged-out ass
One last chance
I-If you lookin fo' the
Main attraction
Just hold on tight and
Let me do mah dance
If you want it I be gonna be
Va va voom, voom
If you gots it, you gots dat ****
Yo ass gots dat boom boom
If you want it, I be gonna be
Va va voom, voom
If you gots it, you gots dat ****
Yo ass gots dat boom boom

Just kicked it wit a funky-ass boy, just kicked it wit a funky-ass pimp when
Dude could become mah lil problem
'cause his thugged-out lil' punk-ass be lookin like he modelin threadz up in Dublin
So I be thinkin dat he gettin' dat Chronic Goblin
Hear all up in tha grape vine dat dat schmoooove mutha****a hang low
We could blast a p0rno, could bang, like Rambo
Boom boom pow, dis thang so bingo
Wonderin if his schmove ass could KNOW mah lingo
('cause I know he gots a hoe at home)
(But I need just one night alone)
(If he keep playin dem lil games)
(Imma run away aye, Imma run away aye aye)

(Chorus)
Ah ah I wanna give yo thugged-out ass
One last option
Ah ah I wanna give yo thugged-out ass
One last chance
I-If you lookin fo' the
Main attraction
Just hold on tight and
Let me do mah dance
If you want it I be gonna be
Va va voom, voom
If you gots it, you gots dat ****
Yo ass gots dat boom boom
If you want it, I be gonna be
Va va voom, voom
If you gots it, you gots dat ****
Yo ass gots dat boom boom

Boy I be up in dis club, slow mo
Don't mind if I do
And I can rap feelin me from tha jump
I wanna ride too
Yo ass gots dat bangin' ****, pimp ya pimped
Let me feel up on yo' chest
Flexin you tha dude
Yo ass tha playa 100 grand
This same roll, game down
Yes yes y'all, I play it straight-up well
Come baby lay down, let me stay down
Lemme show you how tha **** I run take you ta mah playground
Come n' git dis va va voom voom

(Chorus)
Ah ah I wanna give yo thugged-out ass
One last option
Ah ah I wanna give yo thugged-out ass
One last chance
I-If you lookin fo' the
Main attraction
Just hold on tight and
Let me do mah dance
If you want it I be gonna be
Va va voom, voom
If you gots it, you gots dat ****
Yo ass gots dat boom boom
If you want it, I be gonna be
Va va voom, voom
If you gots it, you gots dat ****
Yo ass gots dat boom boom

[Penk]

Rihanna ‏@rihanna 20 Sep
Either I was ***** wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y

Either I was ***** wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai biatch pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts n' pin pong, all outta her pu$$y

THEY'ER PRACTICALLY THE SAME

[ConnorSaysHi]

Adele - Someone Like Yo Ass


heard dat you settled down
That you found a hoe n' you hooked up now
I heard dat yo' trips came true
Guess she gave you thangs I didn't give ta yo thugged-out ass

Oldskool playa, why is you so shy?
Ain't like you ta hold back or hide from tha light

I don't give a **** bout ta turn up outta tha blue, uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight dat ****
I had hoped you'd peep mah grill n' dat you'd be reminded
That fo' me, it aint over

Never mind, I be bout ta find one of mah thugs like yo thugged-out ass
I wish not a god damn thang but tha dopest fo' you, too
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you holla'd
Sometimes it lasts up in ludd yo, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts up in ludd yo, but sometimes it hurts instead

Yo ass know how tha **** tha time flies
Only yesterdizzle was tha time of our lives
Us thugs was born n' raised up in a summer haze
Bound by tha surprise of our glory days

I don't give a **** bout ta turn up outta tha blue, uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight dat ****
I had hoped you'd peep mah grill n' dat you'd be reminded
That fo' me, it aint over

Never mind, I be bout ta find one of mah thugs like yo thugged-out ass
I wish not a god damn thang but tha dopest fo' you, too
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you holla'd
Sometimes it lasts up in ludd yo, but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah

Nothang compares, no worries or cares
Regrets n' mistakes, they memories made
Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha **** would have known how tha **** bittersweet dis would taste?

Never mind, I be bout ta find one of mah thugs like yo thugged-out ass
I wish not a god damn thang but tha dopest fo' yo thugged-out ass
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you holla'd
Sometimes it lasts up in ludd yo, but sometimes it hurts instead

Never mind, I be bout ta find one of mah thugs like yo thugged-out ass
I wish not a god damn thang but tha dopest fo' you, too
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you holla'd
Sometimes it lasts up in ludd yo, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts up in ludd yo, but sometimes it hurts instead

[ManDown]

Sky Ferreira ‏@skyferreira 12 Sep
Buuuuut yeah! It's real. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Lol.

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