Mikal Award Of Excellence "With Love" by Hilary Duff
I know. This hurts me too. But when you find your inner Kylie and rock the hell out of it, and actually sound like (a) a human & (b) someone who's had sex before, you impress me. She should share that talent (or her veneers, whatever triggered this in her head) to Timberlake, since in all his sexy songs he sounds like a 17 year old who thinks he knows what sex is.
Mikal Award Of Competence "Grace Kelly" by Mika
Actually, I don't know if I "like" this song, but it's original, Mika might just be Freddie Mercury's heir apparent and we desperately need that for the British scene and just the notion of a guy trying to use Grace Kelly as inspiration for his attitude and copping to it just takes balls.
Mikal Award of The Song Is **** But The Beat is Banging "Give It 2 Me" by Timberland, Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake
Ya wanna do a "hata" track? Super awesome. Ya wanna use a nifty club beat with a chorus that oozes class and sexyness? Makes it brill! Ya wanna do three different "ya'll haters" songs? Hey, no big. Ya wanna do all three together? Er....You'll at least edit the different songs together to make them sound cohesive and connect to the beat, right? Uh...
When you make Nelly F, who usually doesn't sing to the beat, sound so far away from the rhythm you could attach her vocals to a Rascal Flatts song and it would make just as much sense, we have a problem. When Justin is unhearable and unbearable and so disconected from the beat you think he put his brain in a box, it's confusing. When you discover that the usually meticulous in bea, style, edge and layering of music Timba did this, it's just ****ing sloppy.
Mikal Award for OMG THIS **** IS BUSTED Shitteousness "Open Toes" by Katharine McPhee
Personally, the review of the song done on
Vote For The Worst is rather genious. And I think that the song would be perfect to fend off an attack or a rabid animal. Seriously. WHO DID YOU PISS OFF AT RCA, DUMBASS! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SINGING THE PRAISES OF HEELS? WHAT, ARE YOU NELLY WITH YOUR OWN VERSION OF AIR FORCE ONES? Hell, just promise me you'll go hoochie for the video and get the woman who did that awesomely bad "Stilettos" song to do a guest rap on it.
Seriously, did she step on someone's poodle?