I'll answer:
Have you ever peed in the bed as a teenager/young adult?
- I had the dream where you're in the bathroom, but I woke up before I actually "peed", but I did pee on myself the night of my 21st birthday

In my defense I was ****ED up.
Has the condom ever broke?
- Yes

... I've had a couple of pregnancy scares
Have you ever fallen in public?
All of the time... I almost fell at my high school graduation actually
Have you ever called into work or school saying someone close to you died?
-Technically I haven't. My grandpa actually died in 1996 and well he's died like 2 times since
Have you ever spread a demoralizing rumor about someone?
-Nope
Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
-All the time
