Scheiße. It's all I need. I've even written down a bunch of ideas of how I'd make the video.
For directing it I'd love Ray Kay, Spike Jonze, Jean-Baptiste Mondino or "Weird Al" Yankovic (Not kidding, I think the video should be very tongue-in-cheek).
BM, GH, HML and Americano should also have videos.
Truly sad there's nearly zero chances of getting any of them.