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Discussion: Urban dictionary drags your Favorite
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beyonce 538 up, 96 down
Acronym for "Destiny's Child"
Destiny's Child? No! Beyonce!
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Member Since: 8/22/2011
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Mariah Carey
Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.
Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.
A fat Burger obsessed screaming R&B *****, and famous cousin for Boomer from Left 4 Dead series
Fatty is famous only in the United States & again , well known for having countless flops all around the world.
Memoirs Of A Screaming Banshee is such a Flop Mariah Carey Album
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Jo Calderone 40 up, 4 down
Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
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UD likes Jo...
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Originally posted by Ace Reject
Apparently this threads promotes domestic violence and bombings.
That's why it was reported.
I swear to dog the Navy is on some new ****.
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Their loosing their minds due to the Hilarity of Rihanna's crotch grabbing and stiff choreography in the You Da One video.
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Member Since: 5/24/2011
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Originally posted by RIHDRAKEBRITUSH
Beyonce
1. Pretty good singer that often contradicts herself.
2. Often talks like she has no education what-so-ever.
3. Pretty face and nice figure, but should wear clothing that compliments herself more.
4. Used to always vow never to wear provocative clothing, but what is she doiing now?
Beyonce is good, but a lot of people see her a fake. She should think before she speaks.
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What kind of second page throwaway?
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Member Since: 8/19/2011
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Nicki Minaj 1286 up, 750 down
a ****star/rapper, rose to fame by lil wayne's ****
mtv viewer 1- man did you hear that new nicki minaj song! thats some sick ****!
mtv viewer 2- I dont know every song is about ****ing
mtv viewer 1- no this one is different its about ****ing in a lamborghini with the windows rolled down wearing that louis vuitton while gettin paid!!
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Oh no....
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Member Since: 9/16/2011
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Taylor Swift 838 up, 472 down
A demeaning term used make fun of a certain female's small or obsolete breasts.
"You have Taylor Swift boobs"
"YOU BASTARD TAKE THAT BACK!!"
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Member Since: 8/28/2009
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Originally posted by RIHDRAKEBRITUSH
Beyonce
1. Pretty good singer that often contradicts herself.
2. Often talks like she has no education what-so-ever.
3. Pretty face and nice figure, but should wear clothing that compliments herself more.
4. Used to always vow never to wear provocative clothing, but what is she doiing now?
Beyonce is good, but a lot of people see her a fake. She should think before she speaks.
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So many ****ing lies in this post.
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Member Since: 7/31/2007
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
3) A guy that most white heterosexual males like to hate on because he is rich, famous, good looking, can sing, can dance, acts black and sleeps with hot famous women. Often referred to as being a fake, gay, untalented, ****** assed wigger. (Which he may in fact be one or all of these things).
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BRITNEY SPEARS
**** who first aims her music at young kids then acts like a total bitch making her fans be like her producing ****ty 10 year olds around the world.
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Member Since: 9/16/2011
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Adele 246 up, 262 down
Three-fingered sloth / cat hybrid. Has an avid love for carrots and drools acid when annoyed, angered, sleepy, excited, aroused or bored.
I have an Adele sticking to my leg.
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adele 137 up, 171 down
Very impulsive, Likes to wank, Gets aroused by the arts such as; Music, Painting and Drawing. Usually an extrovert and likes sushi.
guy: WOW LOOK AT THAT ADELE
girl: she needs to get her nose out of those books, or else her eyes will fall out...
guy: i think shes pretty damnzablez
girl: maybe you'll find one in paris
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WHAT. THE. ****???
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Member Since: 8/22/2011
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Enrique Iglesias
Hot but annoying Spanish weenie. His music is **** but he's a rather good-looking fellow. Some might call him queer, but he really isn't. He's dating some chicks named Anna, from Russia.
Has a song called "Tonight (I'm ****ing You)". Sounds desperate if you ask me.
Most of his fans are 12-35 year old single chicks.
Kid: Who's that on the radio? it sounds like a cat being strangled!
Another kid: That's Enrique Iglesias. He's hot, but he's not such a great singer.
:hey****you:
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Member Since: 5/24/2011
Posts: 29,233
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Originally posted by JakeKills
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Member Since: 1/10/2007
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madonna
a.Over 40 year-old women still acting like teenagers and wearing bras that overly "push-up".
b.Americans faking inconvincing British accents.
"Damn, don't get all Madonna on me, mom!"
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Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet
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Banned
Member Since: 6/25/2011
Posts: 37,192
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I use Chris Brown as a verb all the time.
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Member Since: 9/3/2011
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Where's Gaga
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Lady Gaga 5838 up, 2265 down
A very bad joke played on all of us by Tim Burton.
Person 1: Did you see Lady Gaga the other night?
Person 2: Yeah, Tim Burton sure is getting better at special effects.
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Lady Gaga 1747 up, 1040 down
-Cher 2.0
but with a tighter ass
Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time
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They get worse.
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Banned
Member Since: 6/25/2011
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Missing in Action
I can't find Mike! He's M.I.A.!
A ridiculosly excellent MC. Combines several different types of music and comes up with a ****-load of awsome. Buy the cd!
Me: Hey, did you hear M.I.A.s new single?
Friend: Hell yeah! " I bongo, wit ma lingo, and beat it like i thing yo!"
One finea$s hunny..HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST ORIGINAL MC/SINGER IN THE WORLD. She combines phat beats with unusual lyrics
AYO CHECK OUT M.I.A. Shes on FIRE!!!
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