I'm only seeing the homepage of the site but it is hilarious, I'm onto the Britney one, yet to get to the other girls.
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Imagine a huge $50 million stage, pyrotechnics, special effects, elaborate costumes, high-tech lighting, and 80 dancers.
The lights go down and Britney makes a dramatic entrance, rising from underneath the stage in a cloud of smoke.
She looks at the crowd of screaming fans, then lies down and takes a nap for 2 hours.
Tickets are $1000 a piece, and you will deal.
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I can't.
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Career Highlights
Staying awake throughout most of the Circus Tour
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Oh my ****ing god. They didn't, too funny.