Stop these stupid jokes now though. We don't know if this person is serious or just seeking for attention. I do hope its the latter but if not, you need to go and talk to someone, there are many suicide lines too, just call them and please do not give up on your life!
There's so much to live for and it's never too late to accomplish your dreams and to live the life that you want to.
Let me know if you want to talk, my inbox is always open for you!