Gaga wouldn't make me starstruck. Probably I'm not a fan or a hater and am about as indifferent to her as anyone can be. The girl who wouldn't isn't listed but hopefully will be soon in the near future.
For Gaga, hmmm... "Hi. Want to get a drink later?"
I'm not sure. I might be too intimidated to approach her, especially with her bodyguards. Hopefully I would just go up and ask her for a picture.
And then I'd tell her about how I almost killed myself the other night because I couldn't take the pain of being rejected by society and my peers, and how when I listened to Bad Romance, suddenly all of that disappeared and that I felt magic and a tingly feeling in the middle of my stomach, but then I went to the bathroom and that feeling went away but regardless it was because of her, she caused me to have a bowel movement I just know it. And then I would call her Mother Monster, kiss her feet, and tell her how she saved my life and that my life is worth living due to the 4 minute and 55 second song Bad Romance, and that within that time frame, all pain and all memory of past pain dissolved.
I met her when she was with her guards, at the airport, with hordes of paparazzi waiting for her around the corner, and she was approachable and super nice.