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Originally posted by Bentley
What will the girls come for?
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- The plethora of unsold tickets to the Diamonds tour
- The six failed attempts before it
- The fact that her biggest selling album in her home market didn't even get to 3 million
- The fact that she releases albums more frequently than she changes her tampon
- The fact that she still sucks donkey anus as a live performer
- Any number of cheap and tawdry Chris Brown jokes
And this is all assuming that it goes #1.