Do you know what Chris Kirkpatrick is doing? Because I don’t. He’s completely unreachable. He might be managing a Best Buy in Sacramento, he might be dead. No one knows. Louis, I’m looking at you.
It's interesting that he thinks Harry is gonna be the Justin of the band and not Zayn. I'm not a fan of this band but I've thought harry was the one that could potentially have a career after the split.
There is one exception: If one of you is gay you might have a shot. Wait till One Direction has been dead for two years, kiss your hot boyfriend at an awards show, then ride that relevance like a beautiful boner and pray to god you get a show on Bravo.
release a third, self-produced album on which he hints at being bisexual that everyone will call his “best work.”
The Frank Ocean shade.
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Do you know what Chris Kirkpatrick is doing? Because I don’t. He’s completely unreachable. He might be managing a Best Buy in Sacramento, he might be dead. No one knows.
The Chris Kirkpatrick shade.
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There is one exception: If one of you is gay you might have a shot. Wait till One Direction has been dead for two years, kiss your hot boyfriend at an awards show, then ride that relevance like a beautiful boner and pray to god you get a show on Bravo.
The Lance Bass shade.
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you will never truly understand it until you’re in your grimy little condo, sitting in your boxers, sucking a chow mein noodle off your Playstation controller and watching Harry blow it up on SNL.
Second most successful was JC, not him. And it has always killed me his name is Fat-one when he was the fat one of the group. Edit: the Louis drag though this is actually a really funny read, although I think Harry might flop
Is he? because other than his flop album america's next top dance crew what has he done
Do you know what Chris Kirkpatrick is doing? Because I don’t. He’s completely unreachable. He might be managing a Best Buy in Sacramento, he might be dead. No one knows. Louis, I’m looking at you.
too bad that back in 2001 he looked like he could be the father of the rest of N'Sync 
he told no lies tho 